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Offline Grumpmeister

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Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« on: July 07, 2008, 04:05:20 PM »
Heard this mentioned on the news on Sunday, didnt pay that much attention initially and thought Darwin had been at work again.

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The Big Brother house was evacuated on Sunday morning after a security threat, Channel 4 has confirmed.

A man contacted the show's base at Elstree Studios, Hertfordshire, claiming a bomb was nearby.

Programme makers cut the live feed and the 15 contestants were woken at 0240 BST and moved to a safe location.

A spokesman said: "After the necessary checks were made, housemates returned to the house without incident and streaming was resumed."

Hertfordshire police said its officers searched the area and found the call was a hoax.

Once back inside, housemates were given a task to fight their way out of paper bags with boxing gloves, which they went on to fail.

Three new contestants joined the reality show on Friday night after part-time model Jennifer Clark became the latest evictee.

Sara, a 27-year-old from London who is described as a "sexy executive PA", was joined by theatre director Belinda and Maysoon, a 28-year-old model from Hertfordshire
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 07:49:12 AM »
That happens a couple of times a series.
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 08:06:43 AM »
They should actually blow the place up and do the whole of society a favour…  whistle:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 08:11:07 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 08:11:36 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 08:11:07 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yup!  whistle:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 08:16:08 AM »
But, but, what would Mother Wench and I do!?!?!?  eeek:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 08:20:33 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 08:16:08 AM
But, but, what would Mother Wench and I do!?!?!?  eeek:
Watch some other shite prolly...  noooo:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 08:29:02 AM »
It won't be the same.  sad24:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 08:32:44 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 08:29:02 AM
It won't be the same.  sad24:
It will tho...  noooo:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2008, 08:55:49 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 08:16:08 AM
But, but, what would Mother Wench and I do!?!?!?  eeek:

Get a life?
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2008, 08:56:29 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 08, 2008, 08:55:49 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 08:16:08 AM
But, but, what would Mother Wench and I do!?!?!?  eeek:

Get a life?
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2008, 09:54:52 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 08:16:08 AM
But, but, what would Mother Wench and I do!?!?!?  eeek:
Explain, in no more than 5 words, what you get out of watching it?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2008, 10:01:02 AM »
I can do it in one:

Schadenfreude
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2008, 10:01:52 AM »
No more than five words is tough.

Can I have more? eeek:
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Re: Channel 4 will do anything to boost the viewing figures
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2008, 10:40:10 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 10:01:52 AM
No more than five words is tough.

Can I have more? eeek:
noooo:
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