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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #165 on: August 01, 2008, 04:04:21 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 01, 2008, 04:02:35 PM
Sorry - I'm in a silly mood and a bit de-mob happy.

My grandfather (mothers side) was a Doorman at the Dorchester in his dotage. He was a right miserable so-and-so. Probably had the eggs...

I read somewhere that the doormen at such places had to buy their positions. No wages but they lived on the tips. Don't know how true that was. All bloody Arabs now of course.
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #166 on: August 01, 2008, 04:10:31 PM »
I have been sent a joke via text...not sure whether to post it or not..about Muslims...
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #167 on: August 01, 2008, 04:13:00 PM »
 rubschin:  Well we don't want a fatwa on BM do we?
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #168 on: August 01, 2008, 04:13:43 PM »
Re: the Dorchester, there's also the story that after the Sultan of Brunei bought it there were little green arrows applied to the ceilings of each room... pointing East, for the observant. Bums to the West, brothers  eeek:
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #169 on: August 01, 2008, 04:15:15 PM »
I will post it - delete if you think it's too near the knuckle. Or let BM burn, it matters not!
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #170 on: August 01, 2008, 04:36:22 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 01, 2008, 04:15:15 PM
I will post it - delete if you think it's too near the knuckle. Or let BM burn, it matters not!

Did you post it and it was deleted?

I suspect it may have been the same one I got this morning ref a rough neighbourhood. For once, I didn't forward this one on
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #171 on: August 01, 2008, 04:38:55 PM »
Bloody hell. Just seen the BM fatwa thread. Mine was nothing like that
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #172 on: August 01, 2008, 04:40:03 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 01, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
Bloody hell. Just seen the BM fatwa thread. Mine was nothing like that

Hopefully yours was funny
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #173 on: August 01, 2008, 04:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2008, 04:40:03 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 01, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
Bloody hell. Just seen the BM fatwa thread. Mine was nothing like that

Hopefully yours was funny
Indeed...  ::)
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #174 on: August 01, 2008, 04:51:47 PM »
Perhaps I should have put it in "The Commons"...
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #175 on: August 01, 2008, 05:39:26 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 01, 2008, 04:51:47 PM
Perhaps I should have put it in "The Commons"...
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #176 on: August 02, 2008, 12:26:09 PM »



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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #177 on: August 02, 2008, 04:07:18 PM »
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #178 on: August 02, 2008, 04:33:07 PM »
I hear it can be hard to tell which way up she is when she is glowing all over.It's the cheeks, you see.
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #179 on: August 03, 2008, 08:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 02, 2008, 12:26:09 PM



Wenchy


Did that joke four pages and over a week ago on this thread  ::)
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