Holiday countdown!

[Bar Wench]

2 more sleeps! 

Tomorrow is packing day. 

[Nick]

Don't forget anything!

[Snoopy]

Well that just about guarantees she will forget something.

[Bar Wench]

I always forget something. Last time I forgot to take any underwear. 

[Snoopy]

It's a holiday for Heaven's Sake! With your Boyfriend ~ Who needs undewear? You're not married yet.

[Nick]

This sort of thing I spect

[Bar Wench]

It's a holiday for Heaven's Sake! With your Boyfriend ~ Who needs undewear? You're not married yet.

Last time I went was without Mr Wench.

Last time I went with Mr Wench I forgot my razor.

[Snoopy]

It's a holiday for Heaven's Sake! With your Boyfriend ~ Who needs undewear? You're not married yet.

Last time I went was without Mr Wench.

Last time I went with Mr Wench I forgot my razor.

  You forgot Mr Wench?

  You came back with a beard? Bet that gave 'em pause for thought at customs. They must have thought you'd forgotten your Burkha.

[Bar Wench]

It's a holiday for Heaven's Sake! With your Boyfriend ~ Who needs undewear? You're not married yet.

Last time I went was without Mr Wench.

Last time I went with Mr Wench I forgot my razor.

  You forgot Mr Wench? Yes, but intentionally.

  You came back with a beard? Bet that gave 'em pause for thought at customs. They must have thought you'd forgotten your Burkha. How very droll.

[Darwins Selection]

Tomorrow is packing day. 

Why be nervous about one small suitcase? 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sorry 

[Snoopy]

It's a holiday for Heaven's Sake! With your Boyfriend ~ Who needs undewear? You're not married yet.

Last time I went was without Mr Wench.

Last time I went with Mr Wench I forgot my razor.

  You forgot Mr Wench? Yes, but intentionally.

  You came back with a beard? Bet that gave 'em pause for thought at customs. They must have thought you'd forgotten your Burkha. How very droll.

OK OK ~ Much married man understands that ladies shave their legs and pits but surely that is not a major item during a holiday. A waxing before you go takes care of two weeks ~ at least that has been my experience with wives and daughters. And even in Spain you can buy a Bic disposable for a few cents if you are desperate. Nobody needs to carry the kit with them.

[Bar Wench]

It's a holiday for Heaven's Sake! With your Boyfriend ~ Who needs undewear? You're not married yet.

Last time I went was without Mr Wench.

Last time I went with Mr Wench I forgot my razor.

  You forgot Mr Wench? Yes, but intentionally.

  You came back with a beard? Bet that gave 'em pause for thought at customs. They must have thought you'd forgotten your Burkha. How very droll.

OK OK ~ Much married man understands that ladies shave their legs and pits but surely that is not a major item during a holiday. A waxing before you go takes care of two weeks ~ at least that has been my experience with wives and daughters. And even in Spain you can buy a Bic disposable for a few cents if you are desperate. Nobody needs to carry the kit with them.

I don't DO waxing. And I have a special razor because otherwise I rip my legs to shreds. 

I also forgot to take decaf teabags


DS, it is one small suitcase each and believe it or not it is Mr Wench who causes my packing traumas. 

[Snoopy]

Honestly ~ you will need a holiday before you go at this rate. 

[Bar Wench]

Honestly ~ you will need a holiday before you go at this rate. 

The excitment level drops significantly two days before with the terror of packing/airports/flying etc It won't come back until I see Mother Wench at the airport and can officially stop being a grownup again.

[Snoopy]

Well have a nice time and don't forget my postcard.