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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #120 on: July 24, 2008, 11:53:48 AM »
3) I burn because I forget that these days I have fragile english skin

These days? Just who's skin did you have beforehand?  eeek:



Guys, all of a sudden I think that irritating Wenchy may be hazarrdous to your health.....  scared2:
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #121 on: July 24, 2008, 11:56:47 AM »
Wenchy may be busy gusset typing...

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #122 on: July 24, 2008, 11:58:28 AM »
Wenchy seems too excited to type any more. whistle:
Perhaps the boss thought she should do a little werk... as it is her last day and everything...  whistle:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

She doesn't know the meaning of the word. noooo:


More likely taking an extended lunch break to buy cream cakes for her "I'm going away for two weeks" office party.
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #123 on: July 24, 2008, 12:15:47 PM »
Wenchy seems too excited to type any more. whistle:
Perhaps the boss thought she should do a little werk... as it is her last day and everything...  whistle:


 happy001 happy001 happy001

She doesn't know the meaning of the word. noooo:


More likely taking an extended lunch break to buy cream cakes for her "I'm going away for two weeks" office party.
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #124 on: July 24, 2008, 01:08:57 PM »
 noooo:

Two hours to go!  cloud9:

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #125 on: July 24, 2008, 01:54:59 PM »
noooo:

Two hours to go!  cloud9:

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #126 on: July 24, 2008, 02:45:08 PM »
PAH!

Bye bye my sweets!

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #127 on: July 24, 2008, 02:46:32 PM »
Bye bye. Have a good 'un.
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #128 on: July 24, 2008, 03:36:55 PM »
Enjoy Wenchy.

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #129 on: July 25, 2008, 05:32:04 AM »
She's gone!
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #130 on: July 25, 2008, 05:42:02 AM »
Hooray! No more countdowns...  clock:
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #131 on: July 25, 2008, 05:48:05 AM »
13 days sleeps until she's back  eveilgrin:
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #132 on: July 25, 2008, 06:18:40 AM »
13 days sleeps until she's back  eveilgrin:
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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #133 on: July 25, 2008, 08:43:18 AM »
I suppose I should put this in the Restaurant, but can't be arsed  ;D

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Re: Holiday countdown!
« Reply #134 on: July 25, 2008, 08:46:24 AM »
Giles Coren is an opinionated, selfish, egotistical, foul mouthed little twerp who would have got nowhere without his parental connections. His brilliant father must be spinning in his grave.
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