Mrs TG has left me

[grumpyoldsoldier]

and buggered off to sarf Wales until Monday.

What to do with myself? 

By answering this simple question:

Q: What is the difference btween an egg and self abuse?
A: You can beat an egg.

So enjoy...

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" 

I am only coming if there is a band, you can't have a decent pissup without a band.

[TG]

and buggered off to sarf Wales until Monday.

What to do with myself? 

By answering this simple question:

Q: What is the difference btween an egg and self abuse?
A: You can beat an egg.

So enjoy...

You are quoting posts from a year ago, try and keep up.*









* Bring guns

[grumpyoldsoldier]

"I am a slow burner in the thought process department"

[TG]

Fecking off to Scallypool tomorrow and leaving me on my own.

Party thing, loads of food etc

I shall dine on dust sarnies with a side order of old newspapers and a glass of warm water.

I saw this on 'The gadget show' the other night and may give it a bash.

http://www.quakelive.com/

[Darwins Selection]

I saw this on 'The gadget show' the other night and may give it a bash.

 

[Pastis]

I saw this on 'The gadget show' the other night and may give it a bash.

 

Do they accept credit cards?

[TG]

Fecking off to Cardiff tomorrow for four nights.

Is it too late to organise a party?

[Barman]

Fecking off to Cardiff tomorrow for four nights.

Is it too late to organise a party?

LL has fecked-off for five weeks... 

[Miss Demeanour]

This is a common theme with you two - 

[TG]

 

[Barman]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

It doesn't take Einstein to work it out now does it 

[Barman]

It doesn't take Einstein to work it out now does it 

You arriving and her leaving...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

No sponge head......