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Offline TG

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2008, 02:07:09 PM »
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2008, 02:07:33 PM »
I AIN'T COMING

Especially not if there is  eyes: involved!

I have to iron Mr Wench's shirts.  whistle:

Lottsa pizza n beer n stuff  ;)
And ping pong balls!  eyes:
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2008, 02:08:00 PM »
Charming.  noooo:

It has also been pointed out to me that I don't in actual fact live anywhere near you.  redface:

 ;D
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2008, 02:09:13 PM »
 ::)
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2008, 02:37:17 PM »
I AIN'T COMING

Especially not if there is  eyes: involved!

I have to iron Mr Wench's shirts.  whistle:

Lottsa pizza n beer n stuff  ;)

What about chocolate gateau?

Beats ironing any day.  ;)
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2008, 03:49:11 PM »
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2008, 05:30:43 PM »
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.  rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go....
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:
Listen to the whispers of your heart, for there resides your strength of spirit and the goodness of your soul.

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2008, 06:21:15 PM »
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.  rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go....
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:


Cats? Wot cats?
I think my cat wants to kill me...

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2008, 06:12:38 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=4204. msg84639#msg84639 date=1215698288
The loofahs, the pingpong balls, the fact that the TGs only live round the corner from me.   scared2:

I'm also fairly terrified.  And I live approx.  128 miles in Liverpool, according to 'R Tom Tom, lar.

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2008, 06:56:34 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84763#msg84763 date=1215711043
Quote from: TG link=topic=4204. msg84653#msg84653 date=1215698829
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.   rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:


If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!

The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2008, 06:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84763#msg84763 date=1215711043
Quote from: TG link=topic=4204. msg84653#msg84653 date=1215698829
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.   rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:


If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!

The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!

Oh no not gezza on here... point:
Listen to the whispers of your heart, for there resides your strength of spirit and the goodness of your soul.

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2008, 07:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84894#msg84894 date=1215802789
Quote from: G-Force link=topic=4204. msg84892#msg84892 date=1215802594
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204.  msg84763#msg84763 date=1215711043
Quote from: TG link=topic=4204.  msg84653#msg84653 date=1215698829
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.    rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go.  .  .  . 
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:


If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!

The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!

Oh no not gezza on here. . .  point:

As you can see, my name is G-Force.  Never mind this "Gezza" lark!

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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2008, 07:03:16 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84763#msg84763 date=1215711043
Quote from: TG link=topic=4204. msg84653#msg84653 date=1215698829
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.   rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:



If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!

The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!

Oh no not gezza on here... point:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

The Scally-tally is going up.



Who was that in the public bar offered me a set of Range-Rover wheels cheap?

I did have a set. .  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #58 on: July 11, 2008, 07:11:31 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84763#msg84763 date=1215711043
Quote from: TG link=topic=4204. msg84653#msg84653 date=1215698829
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.   rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:



If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!

The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!

Oh no not gezza on here... point:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

The Scally-tally is going up.



Who was that in the public bar offered me a set of Range-Rover wheels cheap?

I did have a set. .  rubschin:

Wasent me, i dont have any use for em cos i dont even drive.... noooo:
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Re: Mrs TG has left me
« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2008, 07:16:29 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84897#msg84897 date=1215803491
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=4204. msg84896#msg84896 date=1215802996
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204. msg84894#msg84894 date=1215802789
Quote from: G-Force link=topic=4204. msg84892#msg84892 date=1215802594
Quote from: Mrs TG link=topic=4204.  msg84763#msg84763 date=1215711043
Quote from: TG link=topic=4204.  msg84653#msg84653 date=1215698829
For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow.    rubschin:

I am always here darling no matter where i go.  .  .  . 
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after  whistle:



If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!

The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!

Oh no not gezza on here. . .  point:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

The Scally-tally is going up.



Who was that in the public bar offered me a set of Range-Rover wheels cheap?

I did have a set.  .   rubschin:

Wasent me, i dont have any use for em cos i dont even drive. . . .  noooo:

Wasn't me, it was one of me mates bill from seaforth.  Flogged em for a bluey down the grafton laa.   best £2. 50 i ever made!