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Offline Barman

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2008, 02:13:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:05:22 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that...  ::)
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2008, 02:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 10, 2008, 02:10:21 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
THE POOR BASTARD WHO DELIVERED ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS, SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS, TECHNICAL SUPPORT, .INI FILE FIXES, SERVER UPGRADES, DOMAIN LOGONS, PASSWORD RESETS, PRINTERS, STANDALONE PCS, USER GROUP HIERACHY AND A WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BLOODY INVITE.

BUNCH OF CUSTARDS!


But you wouldn't have gone anyway.  ::)

True Unc, as there would only be one person in the room I liked. Mrs TMR (To be  cloud9:)


BUT A FLIPPING INVITE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE cussing: UNGRATEFUL SHOWER OF HUMANOID FUCKWITTERY YOU COULD POSSIBLY EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF BUMPING INTO. I'VE HAD FIZZY GRAVY AFTER A DECENT CHICKEN PHALL THAT HAD MORE INTELLIGENCE AND PERSONALITY THAN THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM.

AND MY CAR WILL BE RETURNED WILL NO BLOODY PETROL AND STINKING OF GOD KNOW'S WHAT PERFUMES, TISSUES STUFFED IN THE ASHTRAYS (5 OF THEM), DROPPED LIPSTICKS/EYELINERS, DRIED FANNY BATTER ON THE LEATHER SEATS AND SOME SHITE RADIO STATION.
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2008, 02:36:52 PM »
 eeek:  You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2008, 02:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:13:04 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:05:22 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that...  ::)

No silly, not "coupling time"  ::)
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2008, 02:46:09 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2008, 02:40:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:13:04 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:05:22 PM
Phew!

I wondered if BM was going to be cited as co-respondent for a moment!
eeek:

What the bloody hell did I do?

Provided a website that takes away from "couple time"
Oh... that...  ::)

No silly, not "coupling time"  ::)
Oh...  redface:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2008, 02:49:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
eeek:  You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!

But Mrs TMR (to be  cloud9:) persuaded me (twice) this morning. What was I to say  surrender:

Now I have to drive her rollerskate MR2 back from the office  noooo:
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2008, 02:51:47 PM »
No strength of will.  noooo:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2008, 02:53:06 PM »
If she persuaded him TWICE this morning he wouldn't have the strength to raise an eyebrow let alone an objection.
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2008, 02:53:54 PM »
No strength at all then. What a wussy.  noooo:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2008, 02:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:53:54 PM
No strength at all then. What a wussy.  noooo:


As you are doubtless fully aware Wench, we Sutton Manor boys are made of stern stuff.

The only reason there was no hat-trick was the doorbell going at 7.15, thanks to a delivery Mrs TMR (to be) required for this evening's festivities - a new dress, two days late.
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2008, 03:48:38 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 10, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
eeek:  You could have said you needed it ~ or hired them a car ~ or simply said NO!

But Mrs TMR (to be  cloud9:) persuaded me (twice) this morning. What was I to say  surrender:

Now I have to drive her rollerskate MR2 back from the office  noooo:

 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2008, 03:58:07 PM »
Nearly crippled myself getting in and out of the damned thing. Still, managed to get it a bit sideways round some of the corners. 'Tis a hoot to drive!

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2008, 04:13:38 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 03:58:07 PM
Nearly crippled myself getting in and out of the damned thing. Still, managed to get it a bit sideways round some of the corners. 'Tis a hoot to drive!


Toot toot!  point:

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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2008, 04:16:31 PM »
Funnily enough, my house IS called Toad Hall...
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Re: Mrs TMR has left me
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2008, 04:17:22 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2008, 04:16:31 PM
Funnily enough, my house IS called Toad Hall...
Of course...  noooo:
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