Blister

[Barman]

What the hell is a gum boil!?!? 

A small boil or abscess on the gum

That wouldn't just pop up in a couple of hours though surely? 

  Do I look like a dentist?

Dentist = Short Skirt, high heels, big chest, blonde hair etc. ~ not me now is it.

My dentist used to be a very attractive, tall, muscular, dark hair, dark eyed Argentinian. 

I've just been to see the Argentinian UN peace keeping forces - LL was very impressed... 

I have a UN baseball cap now... 

That's nice ~ keep the sun off the ................ errrrrrrrr ................ 

[Bar Wench]

What the hell is a gum boil!?!? 

A small boil or abscess on the gum

That wouldn't just pop up in a couple of hours though surely? 

It is probably a real blister as a reaction to the caustic alkaline solution from the Bicarbonate.

No, you should not use it directly silly girl.

Use "Bonjela" or similar to take the sting away and drink cold non-fizzy drinks.


Alternatively, you have Foot and Mouth.  

Thank-you for the sensible help. How does one use the stuff then?

[Snoopy]

Use what stuff ~ Bicarb or Bonjela?

Bicarb is for baking and cleaning

Bonjela is for soothing tooth ache, mouth ulcers etc.

[Darwins Selection]

What the hell is a gum boil!?!? 

A small boil or abscess on the gum

That wouldn't just pop up in a couple of hours though surely? 

  Do I look like a dentist?

Dentist = Short Skirt, high heels, big chest, blonde hair etc. ~ not me now is it.

My dentist used to be a very attractive, tall, muscular, dark hair, dark eyed Argentinian. 

Foot and mouth sounds even more likely then. Gauchos never wash their hands.  

[Bar Wench]

Use what stuff ~ Bicarb or Bonjela?

Bicarb is for baking and cleaning

Bonjela is for soothing tooth ache, mouth ulcers etc.

The bicarb as toothpaste!

[Snoopy]

Use what stuff ~ Bicarb or Bonjela?

Bicarb is for baking and cleaning

Bonjela is for soothing tooth ache, mouth ulcers etc.

The bicarb as toothpaste!

In your case I wouldn't. Use a bicarb toothpaste instead.
     
Arm & Hammer Dental Care Baking Soda Toothpaste is very good.

[Bar Wench]

Do they have a minty flavouring to them?

I am avoiding menthol/minty/pepperminty stuff for the next couple of days. Hence the attempt at bicarb. Which I now regret.

[Snoopy]

Neat bicarb is OK for some but it is a bit harsh. Pop into boots  ~ there is quite a range.

I had a GF once who used salt on a finger tip to clean her teeth as well as toothbrush and tooth paste. She reckoned it kept her teeth white ~ and she had very white teeth but I used to worry that she would one day regret the abrasiveness of salt.

[Mrs TG]

LL is on antibiotics... she needs root canal treatment I reckon... 

I told her to make an appointment with the dentist tomorrow at two thirty which she thought was hilarious... 

Mind you, our dentist is babetastic... I may have to go with her.... 

So is LL so why would you want to look at any other babes? bloody men one is never enough
It must be the mid life crisis 

[Mrs TG]

What the hell is a gum boil!?!? 

A small boil or abscess on the gum

That wouldn't just pop up in a couple of hours though surely? 

  Do I look like a dentist?

Dentist = Short Skirt, high heels, big chest, blonde hair etc. ~ not me now is it.

My dentist used to be a very attractive, tall, muscular, dark hair, dark eyed Argentinian. 

Mine is rather gorg too, he is bout 6ft oriental looking brown eyes black hair, makes it all less painful...

[Barman]

What the hell is a gum boil!?!? 

A small boil or abscess on the gum

That wouldn't just pop up in a couple of hours though surely? 

  Do I look like a dentist?

Dentist = Short Skirt, high heels, big chest, blonde hair etc. ~ not me now is it.

My dentist used to be a very attractive, tall, muscular, dark hair, dark eyed Argentinian. 

Mine is rather gorg too, he is bout 6ft oriental looking brown eyes black hair, makes it all less painful...

So is TG so why would you want to look at any other babes? bloody wimmen one is never enough

It must be the mid life crisis 

[ice and a slice]

Mind you, our dentist is babetastic... I may have to go with her.... 

I was given some treatment by a dental hygienist once. Blonde hair, green eyes, soft Irish brogue and a spectacular future in front of her.  I could have sat in the chair for hours 

High heels... short skirt... 

You'll have to let LL know about my man dentist.  Tall, gorgeous blue eyes, dark and broody.  Problem is you can't look at your best when lying back with your mouth wide open dribbling while he prods your teeth!

I also have a lady doctor who is an attractive young tall Scandinavian type!   Both in Limassol.

[Barman]

Mind you, our dentist is babetastic... I may have to go with her.... 

I was given some treatment by a dental hygienist once. Blonde hair, green eyes, soft Irish brogue and a spectacular future in front of her.  I could have sat in the chair for hours 

High heels... short skirt... 

You'll have to let LL know about my man dentist.  Tall, gorgeous blue eyes, dark and broody.  Problem is you can't look at your best when lying back with your mouth wide open dribbling while he prods your teeth!

I also have a lady doctor who is an attractive young tall Scandinavian type!   Both in Limassol.

I think I'll keep quiet about the dentist... 

[barmisspah?]

How's the blister today Wenchy, gone down at all ?

[Bar Wench]

Much better today thank-you. It does seem to have deflated and doesn't hurt as much. 

I used ordinary toothpaste this morning.