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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2008, 07:02:53 PM »
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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2008, 05:16:53 AM »
Oh for Heaven's sake!

There is only one essential .... Get a good carving knife and keep it sharp enough to shave with. If you cannot sharpen a knife most local butchers will be happy to oblige. It is a knack that you either have or have not.

Beef ~ Slice thinly across the "grain"
Horse  ~ The same
Lamb ~ Cut in V shapes toward the bone. If boneless carve as per beef.
Goat ~ As Lamb
Ham ~ Slice very thinly
Pork ~ Carve in chunks
Venison ~ As per beef
Chicken/Turkey ~ Carve breast meat from rear to front of bird ~ never the other way round. Remove drumsticks, thighs, wings by using the point of the knife to cut the tendons at each joint (Elbow, ankle, knee etc) and with a twist of the wrist seperate from the rest of the fowl.
Duck ~ Get your butcher to bone, stuff and roll it. Leave Drumstick bones in, carve as per beef. There is not enough meat on a duck to carve otherwise.
Goose ~ As Turkey
Pheasant ~ As Chicken
Quail, Partridge, Widgeon etc Too small to carve ~ place one whole bird on each diner's plate and leave them to manage.
Swan ~ you will never need to know.... if you are anywhere that serves roast swan it will be done for you
Peacock/hen ~ ditto
Ostridge ~ will be served as steaks anyway.
Crocodile ~ likewise

Leave fat on for flavour ~ allow those eating to leave this delicacy if they wish WITHOUT pointed comments about "Don't know what's good for them".
You lost me at 'grain'...  shrugs:
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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2008, 07:06:33 AM »
 doh:
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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2008, 07:09:41 AM »
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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2008, 07:51:57 AM »



There is only one essential .... Get a good carving knife and keep it sharp enough to shave with. If you cannot sharpen a knife most local butchers will be happy to oblige. It is a knack that you either have or have not.

If you could inform Mr Wench of this I would be grateful. He insists he has the knack and two of my most favorite knives now have huge gouges in them.  noooo:

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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2008, 08:05:14 AM »
Oh for Heaven's sake!

There is only one essential .... Get a good carving knife and keep it sharp enough to shave with. If you cannot sharpen a knife most local butchers will be happy to oblige. It is a knack that you either have or have not.

Beef ~ Slice thinly across the "grain"
Horse  ~ The same
Lamb ~ Cut in V shapes toward the bone. If boneless carve as per beef.
Goat ~ As Lamb
Ham ~ Slice very thinly
Pork ~ Carve in chunks
Venison ~ As per beef
Chicken/Turkey ~ Carve breast meat from rear to front of bird ~ never the other way round. Remove drumsticks, thighs, wings by using the point of the knife to cut the tendons at each joint (Elbow, ankle, knee etc) and with a twist of the wrist seperate from the rest of the fowl.
Duck ~ Get your butcher to bone, stuff and roll it. Leave Drumstick bones in, carve as per beef. There is not enough meat on a duck to carve otherwise.
Goose ~ As Turkey
Pheasant ~ As Chicken
Quail, Partridge, Widgeon etc Too small to carve ~ place one whole bird on each diner's plate and leave them to manage.
Swan ~ you will never need to know.... if you are anywhere that serves roast swan it will be done for you
Peacock/hen ~ ditto
Ostridge ~ will be served as steaks anyway.
Crocodile ~ likewise

Leave fat on for flavour ~ allow those eating to leave this delicacy if they wish WITHOUT pointed comments about "Don't know what's good for them".

 eeek: A what?

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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2008, 08:09:59 AM »
Coming from you that is fvcking rich.  noooo:

OK it is a spelling error on my part that the spell checker failed to pick up.

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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2008, 08:15:43 AM »
Have you seen that new Kronenbourg advert… with all those knives… highly irresponsible I would have said…  noooo:

Practically encouraging the youth of today to stab each other...
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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2008, 08:18:41 AM »
Coming from you that is fvcking rich.  noooo:

OK it is a spelling error on my part that the spell checker failed to pick up.

Ostrich ~ happy now?




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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2008, 08:45:00 AM »
Coming from you that is fvcking rich.  noooo:

OK it is a spelling error on my part that the spell checker failed to pick up.

Ostrich ~ happy now?




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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2008, 08:51:43 AM »
That looks like my old manager!

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Re: Good Grief!
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2008, 08:52:05 AM »
 ;)
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