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Mrs Nick has left me
« on: July 17, 2008, 07:31:34 AM »
Four days in London before she goes to meet the colonel.

And tonight she is having dinner with.........















Wait for it








































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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 07:43:35 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I trust you have given her a message to deliver!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 07:47:13 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I trust you have given her a message to deliver!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 08:17:39 AM »
Mrs Nick will not pass on any of my opinions to slotgob for some reason
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 09:00:55 AM »
Crikey!

Exalted circles indeed.

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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 09:02:46 AM »
It's not just the 2 of them. There will be 93 other people present!
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 09:04:32 AM »
Oh... doesn't count then.

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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 09:05:36 AM »
And how much is Cherry charging to turn up?
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 09:06:02 AM »
I imagine she won't come cheap!
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 09:06:38 AM »
I can get you a budgie going cheep ~ if you're lonely like  whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2008, 08:40:48 PM »
Crikey!

Exalted circles indeed.

Seventh one of hell from the sound of it.
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 09:18:20 PM »
Quite!


ANd well done on the Dante connection!
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 11:44:21 AM »
Apparently Slotgob got pissed!  eeek:
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 12:31:42 PM »
Apparently Slotgob got pissed!  eeek:

Rambling and talking nonsense is not always a sure sign of booze with such a woman.  noooo:
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Re: Mrs Nick has left me
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 12:34:51 PM »
Did someone insert a wine bottle (sideways) into her trap at the beginning of proceedings?