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An Aussie Tale
« on: July 17, 2008, 09:01:19 AM »
An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an
Australian barmaid....

As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his
accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting.
At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to
his place.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then
offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is
travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she
agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders
Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if
she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the
night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights...

On the 6th night the guy comes in again,
orders Fosters but goes and sits in the
corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more
attention then, maybe she can shake some more
cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia.

'Melbourne', he tells her.

'So am I. What suburb?' she enquires.

'Glen Iris' he replies.

'That's amazing..........' she says excitedly, '......so am I - what Street?'

'Cameo Street' he replies.

'This is unbelievable..........' she says, her voice quavering. 'What Number?'

'Number 20', he replies.

She is totally astonished.. 'You are NOT going to believe this.......', she screams,
'but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!'

'I know...' he says, 'Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you.'

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HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 05:25:53 PM »
 lol: lol:
I mostly despair

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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 05:46:28 PM »
I have relatives like that

Wenchy would never get it  noooo:
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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 06:01:55 PM »
I have relatives like that

Wenchy would never get it  noooo:

What ~ the $1000 or the joke?
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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 11:53:08 AM »
 cussing:

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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 03:27:14 PM »
I think the auction has started  whistle:
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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 05:39:27 PM »
40p
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Re: An Aussie Tale
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 05:40:35 PM »
 lol:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.