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Ouija boards, spiritualists and other bollocks
« on: July 17, 2008, 01:26:18 PM »
A lass at work is right into it, but I converted her by getting her to read this;



Blows the lot out of the water..even taught me how to use suggestion, works wonders with Meg i'll tell yas
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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 03:17:37 PM »
I'll be sending you that fiver tomorrow berek... like...  rubschin:
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Re: Ouija boards, spiritualists and other bollocks
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 03:21:25 PM »
Now I know it's all a dream and I'll wake up soon.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 03:53:36 PM »
And when you do you'll find yourself staring into Berek's eyes  eeek:
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 07:27:19 PM »
It is like my dream of Wenchy all over again scared2:
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 07:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2008, 07:27:19 PM
It is like my dream of Wenchy all over again scared2:

That was just too much cheese before bedtime and a measure of wishful thinking I suspect. whistle:
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 07:44:32 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 12:33:48 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 12:34:54 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 03:56:51 PM »
No No No. It's visual proof of the survival of the human personality after the destruction of the body aint it.

Do I have to explian everying to you people?  angry041:

Turn your monitor upside down, take a breath and hold it until your ears turn blue and eventually you will see the soul of a royalist cavalry officer wondering WTF just happenned and why are my ribs scattered across the landscape.

350 years later and he's still wondering. They should give him a cup of tea and tell him.

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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 04:21:58 PM »
Is there someone here who knows a Nellie?

Nellie is coming across very strongly.

She says, "Tell him it's still behind the shed"

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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 04:53:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
Is there someone here who knows a Nellie?

Nellie is coming across very strongly.

She says, "Tell him it's still behind the shed"

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I know a Wallie, does that help?
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Re: Ouija boards, spiritualists and other bollocks
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 05:17:23 PM »
My mother was called Nellie  eeek:
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 05:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 04:53:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
Is there someone here who knows a Nellie?

Nellie is coming across very strongly.

She says, "Tell him it's still behind the shed"

etc.

I know a Wallie, does that help?

Whatever floats your boat!
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