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Attracting Nutters
« on: July 18, 2008, 11:03:04 AM »
Why me?

I was watching a very odd looking chap outside who was taking numerous photos of our house. I enquired why.

"It's a survey" he twitched.

"What sort of survey?"

"I am establishing landmarks and landing sites for the invaders" eeek:

"Invaders?"

"From space"

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I have locked my doors!
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 11:04:06 AM »
I shall have to remember that one!  happy001
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 11:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:03:04 AM
Why me?

I was watching a very odd looking chap outside who was taking numerous photos of our house. I enquired why.

"It's a survey" he twitched.

"What sort of survey?"

"I am establishing landmarks and landing sites for the invaders" eeek:

"Invaders?"

"From space"

 scared2:

I have locked my doors!

Now why on earth would Nick attract nutters? You kow, for the life of me I can't see any reason at all....  whistle:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 11:13:07 AM »
Turd in your teeth  evil:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 11:21:50 AM »
Dont tell me BM has let you do the pub lunch today Nick  scared2:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 11:23:30 AM »
You evidently eat here regularly
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 11:24:30 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 11:25:04 AM »
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 11:31:11 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2008, 11:24:30 AM


The attempt to take Nick home was dashed by an unexpected calamity...  whistle:
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 11:33:04 AM »


Nick-o-Rays were significantly more powerful than the aliens had anticipated...  whistle:
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 11:33:37 AM »
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 11:36:40 AM »
Why do I get the feeling that the boy has rearranged the keys on Nick's keyboard?  whistle:
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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM »
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

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Re: Attracting Nutters
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 12:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
I am going off later to get my bones pummelled. Until then I am in a very very bad mood.

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Chiropractor = slow, painful spiral to disability...  noooo:
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