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Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« on: July 18, 2008, 04:17:48 PM »
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Take off your clothes she said  cloud9:
Let me rub your back she said    cloud9:
Come back and see me again on Monday she said  cloud9:
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said*  rubschin:





























*At the back, I hasten to add!




She has brown eyes  cloud9:

ANd a black bra  eyes:
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 04:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
cloud9:

Take off your clothes she said  cloud9:
Let me rub your back she said    cloud9:
Come back and see me again on Monday she said  cloud9:
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said*  rubschin:


*At the back, I hasten to add!

She has brown eyes  cloud9:

ANd a black bra  eyes:

ANd a cattle prod, ANd a pepper spray

ANd a partner called Nellie who is spherical, wears dungarees and has shorter hair than TMR.
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 05:16:09 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 04:57:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
cloud9:

Take off your clothes she said  cloud9:
Let me rub your back she said    cloud9:
Come back and see me again on Monday she said  cloud9:
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said*  rubschin:


*At the back, I hasten to add!

She has brown eyes  cloud9:

ANd a black bra  eyes:

ANd a cattle prod, ANd a pepper spray

ANd a partner called Nellie who is spherical, wears dungarees and has shorter hair than TMR.

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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 05:33:35 PM »
Your best efforts cannot sully this encounter


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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2008, 10:53:23 AM »
I have just been to see her again  cloud9:

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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2008, 10:54:43 AM »
Blimey ~ double time of Saturdays Nick! Either she is very very  eyes: or your back is very very bad.
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 10:56:14 AM »
My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning  eyes: eyes: cloud9:
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2008, 10:58:10 AM »
 rubschin:  I've had nights like that ~ but not for many years  whistle:
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 10:58:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning  eyes: eyes: cloud9:
You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register!  point:
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2008, 10:58:50 AM »
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2008, 12:23:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
screaming and pillow biting.

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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2008, 07:38:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2008, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning  eyes: eyes: cloud9:
You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register!  point:

Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional.  ::)
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2008, 07:45:55 AM »
I was married to a nurse. You cannot get any more expensive than that!

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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2008, 08:51:26 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 21, 2008, 07:38:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2008, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  eyes: Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning  eyes: eyes: cloud9:
You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register!  point:

Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional.  ::)


So speaks the voice of experience  point:
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Re: Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2008, 09:00:09 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2008, 07:45:55 AM
I was married to a nurse. You cannot get any more expensive than that!

You can, trust me.  sad32:
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