Fit, slim, pert, friendly lady chiropractors

[Nick]

 

Take off your clothes she said 
Let me rub your back she said   
Come back and see me again on Monday she said 
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said* 





























*At the back, I hasten to add!




She has brown eyes 

ANd a black bra 

[Darwins Selection]

Take off your clothes she said 
Let me rub your back she said   
Come back and see me again on Monday she said 
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said* 


*At the back, I hasten to add!

She has brown eyes 

ANd a black bra 

ANd a cattle prod, ANd a pepper spray

ANd a partner called Nellie who is spherical, wears dungarees and has shorter hair than TMR.

[Snoopy]

Take off your clothes she said 
Let me rub your back she said   
Come back and see me again on Monday she said 
Stick a bag of frozen peas down your trousers in the meantime she said* 


*At the back, I hasten to add!

She has brown eyes 

ANd a black bra 

ANd a cattle prod, ANd a pepper spray

ANd a partner called Nellie who is spherical, wears dungarees and has shorter hair than TMR.

 

[Nick]

Your best efforts cannot sully this encounter


 













 




 

[Nick]

I have just been to see her again 

 

[Snoopy]

Blimey ~ double time of Saturdays Nick! Either she is very very  or your back is very very bad.

[Nick]

My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning 

[Snoopy]

   I've had nights like that ~ but not for many years 

[Barman]

My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning 

You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register! 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

screaming and pillow biting.

Jeremy Thorpe?

[Bar Wench]

My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning 

You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register! 

Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional. 

[Uncle Mort]

I was married to a nurse. You cannot get any more expensive than that!

[Snoopy]

My back is very very very bad.

No slepp last night, just screaming and pillow biting. She gave me a very hard massage this morning (bum area).  Still The Boy is out at ther Tall SHips for the day with our Mexican friends, so there is peace and quiet here.

I am seeing her again on Monday morning 

You see her as a shag... she sees you as a cash register! 

Men will pay anything it seems for a glimpse of bra and some slutty fantasy involving a health professional. 

So speaks the voice of experience 

[Darwins Selection]

I was married to a nurse. You cannot get any more expensive than that!

You can, trust me.