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More Jam
« on: July 22, 2008, 01:19:56 PM »
I had thought we'd finished the jam making until the autumn fruits but no! SWMBO has lain her hands upon a couple of kilo of apricots and they are, as I type, being converted into jam. Yumster!!!!
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 01:21:11 PM »
Tasty. I am going to attempt jam making next year.

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Re: More Jam
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 01:24:29 PM »
It's dead easy ~ I let her do it   8)
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 04:32:09 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 04:34:47 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 04:38:27 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

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Re: More Jam
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 04:39:33 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

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Re: More Jam
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 04:42:06 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

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Okay then...  surrender:

I'll post you some that are nearly ripe - should be perfick when they get there...  whistle:
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 04:42:43 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

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Re: More Jam
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 04:45:10 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:

Just accept that you are seldom out of our thoughts dear lady. ;D
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2008, 04:45:46 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:

Just accept that you are seldom out of our thoughts dear lady. ;D
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2008, 04:48:01 PM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

I adore Figs. Usually can only get the dried variety here unless I go into the "Ghetto" areas of Manchester.
They don't half make I sh*t tho'  redface:









Sorry ~ Prolly too much information there.

You are Mrs. TG, I claim my £5...

WTF are you on about?  Angry9:

Just accept that you are seldom out of our thoughts dear lady. ;D

Depends what thoughts i am in...nice, not nice, horrible, evil!  scared2:
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 04:54:52 PM »
Always nice ...............  eyes:
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2008, 05:05:01 PM »
Be afraid Mrs TG, be very afraid....  scared2:
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Re: More Jam
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 09:35:07 AM »
We will have about fifty thousand tonnes of figs in the next two weeks if you are interested...?  noooo:

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