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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 11:14:58 AM »
"The harp does not play music if its strings are too tight or too loose. The music comes only when the strings are stretched just right."
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 11:15:42 AM »
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2008, 11:17:29 AM »
"To straighten out the crooked, you first do a more difficult thing - you must straighten yourself."
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2008, 11:18:35 AM »
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2008, 11:20:09 AM »
"Grey hairs do not make a wise man. A man may waste a lifetime digging up a mountain in search of mythical crows' eggs. A man may waste a lifetime growing rich or chasing power. What is a life that's not wasted? Perhaps one in which we learn a little."
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2008, 11:21:25 AM »
Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2008, 11:23:26 AM »
"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2008, 11:23:55 AM »
Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2008, 11:34:34 AM »
"Perhaps all creatures are very much more than what they seem. The tree has its roots; the iceberg only shows its tip. Perhaps we are all much more even than we know. So, while the meanest peasant lives in misery here, he may be elsewhere in triumph, making the very stars."
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2008, 11:39:12 AM »
A flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2008, 12:00:38 PM »
"Do spirits watch most private moments? Sweet innocence stirs some fish-cold heart."
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2008, 12:07:55 PM »
He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2008, 12:19:43 PM »
The man that cuts up fire wood gets warm twice...












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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2008, 12:20:02 PM »
'Alright! Let battle commence! Wine and... bananas! Bring on the dancing girls!'
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Re: Monkey - The Opera
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2008, 12:22:54 PM »
A naked man fears no pick pocket
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