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Offline Snoopy

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Call me Dave
« on: July 24, 2008, 10:29:33 AM »
Has had his bike nicked from outside of Tesco.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7523144.stm

"I'd just poppped in for a few bits of salad" he said.


Come off it Dave, tell the truth. "I just popped in for a few cans of lager and twenty Bensons"  whistle:
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 10:33:59 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2008, 10:29:33 AM
Has had his bike nicked from outside of Tesco.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7523144.stm

"I'd just poppped in for a few bits of salad" he said.


Come off it Dave, tell the truth. "I just popped in for a few cans of lager and twenty Bensons"  whistle:
Nice PR stunt for the conservatives... watch out for a few of them being mugged and knifed to demonstrate the appalling state of the country under labour...
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 10:57:12 AM »
If it gets Grown and his sycophantic cronies off their useless arses and makes them do something about the state of the justice system then I'm all for it BM.
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM »
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off..  point:
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2008, 02:39:45 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off..  point:
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The country will be safe in his hands then...?  noooo:
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2008, 04:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2008, 02:39:45 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off..  point:
happy001

The country will be safe in his hands then...?  noooo:

Yup! Nobody will steal it  lol:
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 07:24:53 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7527403.stm


"Call me Dave" has been reunited with his stolen bicycle ~ now don't we all feel  cloud9: for than?
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 07:48:58 AM »
Quote from: Ernest Theophile
"It just shows that the kids want to do good. It's just about the right communication with them."

They nicked the bloody thing! doh:
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 06:20:47 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off..  point:

Am I the only person here who thinks the entire thing was staged to 'highlight the total failure of the police under the Labour government'  rubschin:
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 05:02:33 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2008, 06:20:47 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2008, 01:03:43 PM
he chained it to a bollard !! point:

all they did was lift it off..  point:

Am I the only person here who thinks the entire thing was staged to 'highlight the total failure of the police under the Labour government'  rubschin:
No, I said it in Reply #4...  ::)
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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 03:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2008, 07:48:58 AM
Quote from: Ernest [b]Theophile[/b]
"It just shows that the kids want to do good. It's just about the right communication with them."

They nicked the bloody thing! doh:

WTF's a Theophile when it's at home?  rubschin:

Actually, no. Don't answer that.


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Re: Call me Dave
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 03:54:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 29, 2008, 03:42:00 PM
WTF's a Theophile when it's at home?  rubschin:

Someone sexually attracted to religious scholars?  whistle:



Sorry, coulrnt resist.
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