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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2008, 01:20:20 PM »
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2008, 01:27:42 PM »
It's said South Sea islanders could not see the ship that Cook arrived in because they had no frame of reference.


I've heard that but it always seemed a bit odd. They must have seen something out in the bay, an Unidenitfied Floating Object as it were.

And we wouldn't want to treat a visiting alien like they treated Cook.  eeek:

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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2008, 01:31:26 PM »
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough air points. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, and all things about how they make money. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. 'Pretty much the way you do,' responds the Martian woman. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom, where the Martian strips.
He's got a teeny, weeny member about 2 cm long and 1 cm thick. `I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen. 'Why?' he asks, 'What's the matter?' 'Well.' she replies. 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow.' 'No problem,' he says and starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. 'Wow!' she exclaims, and they fell into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.

As they walk along, Mike asks Maureen, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?' 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2008, 03:34:47 PM »
It's said South Sea islanders could not see the ship that Cook arrived in because they had no frame of reference.
I've heard that but it always seemed a bit odd. They must have seen something out in the bay, an Unidenitfied Floating Object as it were.

Same here; always found that story perplexing. Perhaps they saw 'a new island'?

It's all about perception, I tell you  8)
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2008, 07:30:17 AM »
It's said South Sea islanders could not see the ship that Cook arrived in because they had no frame of reference.
I've heard that but it always seemed a bit odd. They must have seen something out in the bay, an Unidenitfied Floating Object as it were.

Same here; always found that story perplexing. Perhaps they saw 'a new island'?

It's all about perception, I tell you  8)

More likely Mrs Islander started complaining about "that mark on the wallpaper".
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2008, 10:26:17 AM »
It's said South Sea islanders could not see the ship that Cook arrived in because they had no frame of reference.
I've heard that but it always seemed a bit odd. They must have seen something out in the bay, an Unidenitfied Floating Object as it were.

Same here; always found that story perplexing. Perhaps they saw 'a new island'?

It's all about perception, I tell you  8)

More likely Mrs Islander started complaining about "that mark on the wallpaper".

Thus speaks the voice of bitter experience.
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2008, 10:43:43 AM »
It's said South Sea islanders could not see the ship that Cook arrived in because they had no frame of reference.
I've heard that but it always seemed a bit odd. They must have seen something out in the bay, an Unidenitfied Floating Object as it were.

Same here; always found that story perplexing. Perhaps they saw 'a new island'?

It's all about perception, I tell you  8)

More likely Mrs Islander started complaining about "that mark on the wallpaper".

Thus speaks the voice of bitter experience.

"Looks more like a boatload of immigrants" did seem like quite a creative reply though.  whistle:
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2008, 08:29:56 PM »
ah ha! The very reason that I have been missing from this site.. abduction.. anyone want a pic of my anal probe?

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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2008, 11:45:02 PM »
ah ha! The very reason that I have been missing from this site.. abduction.. anyone want a pic of my anal probe?
eeek: noooo:
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2008, 04:14:41 AM »
Pity.

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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2008, 11:14:52 AM »
And where have you been?
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2008, 11:24:13 AM »
Hi Nick,I would love to say Alpha Centauri  ;D but I have been off sick. (I have missed reading about your disasters ;D)

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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2008, 11:25:14 AM »
What disasters?
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2008, 11:56:51 AM »


They are here scared2:
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Re: Do you believe in Aliens?
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2008, 04:05:27 PM »
And where have you been?

Uranus by the sound of it.  eeek:
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