The Olympics

[TG]

Bloke in a boat gets a silver. Still 7th though. 

[Snoopy]

[The Moan Ranger]

Still being amazed. Seb Coe and the London Olympic Planning Committee must be s******g bricks.

We've got this so far:

Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob...

[Snoopy]

Still being amazed. Seb Coe and the London Olympic Planning Committee must be s******g bricks.

We've got this so far:

Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob...

Tsk!













Now you've said it I can see it too 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I see Italy has overtaken us in the medals table as we remain on three while China has grown their total to nineteen... 

Was there spaghetti eating or retreating yesterday...?

the 100 metres BM..

"Just eemagine there ees an enemy soldier behind you..." 

[Barman]

I see we have leapt up to 9th place... mind you we are beating France so it can't be all bad... 

[Berek]

I heard earlier that  a weightlifter was having trouble with her snatch 

[Barman]

Gutter Alert! 

[Pastis]

Perhaps we could mime some winning 1st place results like the little girl mimed the song in the opening ceremony...

Then we could CGI some Gold medals like the firework display in the open..... etc etc  

[Barman]

Perhaps we could mime some winning 1st place results like the little girl mimed the song in the opening ceremony...

Then we could CGI some Gold medals like the firework display in the open..... etc etc   

Could they CGI some adequate public transportation do you think...? 

[Pastis]

They will, believe me    The Chinese will win, whether it's through merit, drugs, or CGI. It's good for the People you know 

[Snoopy]

We seem to have gained a couple more medals in the Horse Riding events and a silver for cycling. Am I being churlish but should the equestrian medals not be awarded to the horse rather than the passenger?

[Snoopy]

1  CHN     14     3     5     22
2  USA    9    8    9    26
3  KOR    5    6    1    12
4  ITA    4    4    2    10
5  AUS    4    2    6    12
6  GER    4    1    1    6
7  JPN    3    1    3    7
8  RUS    2    5    3    10
9  GBR    2    1    3    6
10CZE    2    0    0    2

[Snoopy]

This is interesting: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121858438123734937.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

It seems that the Chinese obsession with secrecy is having an effect on the numbers of visitors to sponsored stands and that some sponsors may well decide enough is enough and reduce their spend in London for the 2012 Games. The knock on will, of course, mean that we, the British Tax Payers, will be expected to pick up any shortfall in projected income.  ...... But then I think we were rather expecting that anyway.