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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #255 on: August 19, 2008, 04:29:12 PM »
Crazy. Why October? shrugs:
It will take that long to get an open-top bus back on the road...  whistle:

They're probably still cleaning up that one the England cricket team used when they won the Ashes  ;D
Or they have to re-programme the congestion zone scameras to let it pass without picking up a huge fine... after all, once the £9.3billions are spent there will be no more...  noooo:

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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #256 on: August 19, 2008, 04:49:35 PM »
Crazy. Why October? shrugs:
It will take that long to get an open-top bus back on the road...  whistle:

They're probably still cleaning up that one the England cricket team used when they won the Ashes  ;D
Or they have to re-programme the congestion zone scameras to let it pass without picking up a huge fine... after all, once the £9.3billions are spent there will be no more...  noooo:

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Yes... and...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #257 on: August 19, 2008, 04:52:44 PM »
Crazy. Why October? shrugs:
It will take that long to get an open-top bus back on the road...  whistle:

They're probably still cleaning up that one the England cricket team used when they won the Ashes  ;D
Or they have to re-programme the congestion zone scameras to let it pass without picking up a huge fine... after all, once the £9.3billions are spent there will be no more...  noooo:

'Spect you believe in the Tooth Fairy too
Yes... and...?  rubschin:

You must do if you really think that NuLabour are going to ensure that the next Government does not have a far higher bill to pick up for the 1012 Games.
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #258 on: August 19, 2008, 05:17:32 PM »

You must do if you really think that NuLabour are going to ensure that the next Government does not have a far higher bill to pick up for the 1012 Games.

83 groats for a pissing pool  eeek:

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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #259 on: August 19, 2008, 05:52:59 PM »
Doom-monger

Given that the government is refusing to give the games any more money, common sense actually. Why knock yourself out for a medal that will probably come straight from Jim's knock off Jewellery stand in Camden in 2012 when you can get a proper one now.
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #260 on: August 19, 2008, 06:04:31 PM »

You must do if you really think that NuLabour are going to ensure that the next Government does not have a far higher bill to pick up for the 1012 Games.

83 groats for a pissing pool  eeek:

Cue DS's Bayeux Tapestry reference  whistle:

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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #261 on: August 19, 2008, 07:22:21 PM »
I know hust what you nean  redface:

Meanwhile, it's Super Wednesday tomorrow, followed by Super Thursday and Friday  cloud9:

Anyone for a quick chorus of Rule Britannia?  I think we should do this every summer ~ Super Summer, putting the Great back into Britain...

C'mon Boris, think up some catchy one-liners ... "Uncommonly hard pavements we have here in London, harder than getting Gold at the Olympics.... oops  redface:"
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #262 on: August 20, 2008, 06:21:38 AM »
Only sixteen...?  eeek:

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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #263 on: August 20, 2008, 07:36:03 AM »
Solo sychronised swimming?  rubschin:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/48695-the-top-five-weirdest-olympic-events

Pistol dueling?  eeek:

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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #264 on: August 20, 2008, 09:39:52 AM »

You must do if you really think that NuLabour are going to ensure that the next Government does not have a far higher bill to pick up for the 1012 Games.

83 groats for a pissing pool  eeek:

Cue DS's Bayeux Tapestry reference  whistle:

 redface: At least my typos happen when the keys mixed are next to one another ~ usually  redface:

My obsessively tidy BiL removed all the keys from his keyboard to give it all a good clean.He then put the keys back int eh wrong order  point:
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #265 on: August 20, 2008, 10:01:50 AM »

You must do if you really think that NuLabour are going to ensure that the next Government does not have a far higher bill to pick up for the 1012 Games.

83 groats for a pissing pool  eeek:

Cue DS's Bayeux Tapestry reference  whistle:

 redface: At least my typos happen when the keys mixed are next to one another ~ usually  redface:

My obsessively tidy BiL removed all the keys from his keyboard to give it all a good clean.He then put the keys back int eh wrong order  point:

His name wouldn't be Richard Head would it?
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #266 on: August 20, 2008, 10:04:10 AM »

You must do if you really think that NuLabour are going to ensure that the next Government does not have a far higher bill to pick up for the 1012 Games.

83 groats for a pissing pool  eeek:

Cue DS's Bayeux Tapestry reference  whistle:

 redface: At least my typos happen when the keys mixed are next to one another ~ usually  redface:

My obsessively tidy BiL removed all the keys from his keyboard to give it all a good clean.He then put the keys back int eh wrong order  point:

He probably plays the simple encryption game where you press the letter key one place to the right of the correct one.  ::)

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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #267 on: August 20, 2008, 10:31:27 AM »
<snigger>
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #268 on: August 20, 2008, 01:32:47 PM »
My obsessively tidy BiL removed all the keys from his keyboard to give it all a good clean.He then put the keys back int eh wrong order  point:

Unfortunately Nick was using the computer for a good couple of hours afterwards before realising that was why he couldnt find the pub.  whistle:
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Re: The Olympics
« Reply #269 on: August 20, 2008, 01:35:58 PM »
Meanwhile back at the Olympics not much happening today ~ p'raps 'cos we are not winning anything.
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