Wenchy will be thrilled

[Nick]

when she goes back to "werk"

[Darwins Selection]

when she goes back to "werk"

Did Donna give you any 'medicine'?

[Nick]

No, why?

[Darwins Selection]

No, why?

I was just tring to work out if you are temporarily disfunctional or is this another symptom of "Kipling Train Syndrome"

[Nick]

I am never temporarily dysfunctional.

Permanently, perhaps 

[Darwins Selection]

I am never temporarily dysfunctional.

Permanently, perhaps 

If the cap fits

[Snoopy]

It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

[Darwins Selection]

It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Quite right.

But I assume Wenchy is in fact a willowy blonde with pert bits, the same as Barman has the build of Mr Universe with long flowing, golden locks?

[Nick]

It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Shut up, shaggy!

[Darwins Selection]

It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Shut up, shaggy!

In reference to his hairy hide I hope?

[Snoopy]

It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Quite right.

But I assume Wenchy is in fact a willowy blonde with pert bits, the same as Barman has the build of Mr Universe with long flowing, golden locks?

  Wenchy is a brunette and goes absolutely  at the mere suggestion of blondness.
She also has chocolate coloured eyes to die for.
After that my lips are sealed 

[Nick]

WHatever else were you thinking of?

ANd no wonder she has chocolate coloured eyes, they are like fuel indicators 

[Snoopy]

It took me a while to work out but the trick is that they are changing the thread title on their individual postings to make remarks that will upset Wenchy.
Personally I have never found unkind and hurtful remarks about people's appearance funny ~ IMHO it is a form of bullying much like calling kids who wear specs "Four-eyes".

Shut up, shaggy!

Skooby dooby dooooooooooooooooo!        

[Uncle Mort]

[She also has chocolate coloured eyes to die for.

That'll be due to a Wispa overdose?

[Snoopy]

Nature's blessing I'd have said