A graduate of the Nick school of cookery?

[Nick]

Ebrell cut down tree. Ebrell quite cheap. Ebrell take tree away in truck. Ebrell's woodpile now bigger.

[Snoopy]

Snoopy burns wood at the kennel. Snoopy ordered wood from his usual supplier earlier today. Snoopy not think Ebrell be willing to deliver. Snoopy waited in vain for Ebrell's employer to offer wood if Snoopy able to collect.

[Nick]

Ebrell do choppy choppy. Ebrell keeps wood. Ebrell does it this way./

(Ebrell has chainsaw) 

[Snoopy]

Ebrell charges to cut down tree, Ebrell splits logs, Ebrell puts logs on his wood pile, Ebrell waits for wood to season, Ebrell sells wood to people like Snoopy. Ebrell makes money two ways. Ebrell not stupid.

Snoopy has nephew who does same thing but in Dorset. Too far for Snoopy to benefit from.

Snoopy used to cut own wood but now too infirm so has to pay man to do it.

[Grumpmeister]

Ebrell charges to cut down tree, Ebrell splits logs, Ebrell puts logs on his wood pile, Ebrell waits for wood to season, Ebrell sells wood to people like Snoopy. Ebrell makes money two ways. Ebrell not stupid.

Snoopy has nephew who does same thing but in Dorset. Too far for Snoopy to benefit from.

Snoopy used to cut own wood but now too infirm so has to pay man to do it.

I'm not sure I agree there Snoop. Ebrell is voluntarily using a chainsaw while getting bathed in Nick-o-rays. Who knows what calamity is about to happen.. 

[Snoopy]

Ebrell charges to cut down tree, Ebrell splits logs, Ebrell puts logs on his wood pile, Ebrell waits for wood to season, Ebrell sells wood to people like Snoopy. Ebrell makes money two ways. Ebrell not stupid.

Snoopy has nephew who does same thing but in Dorset. Too far for Snoopy to benefit from.

Snoopy used to cut own wood but now too infirm so has to pay man to do it.

I'm not sure I agree there Snoop. Ebrell is voluntarily using a chainsaw while getting bathed in Nick-o-rays. Who knows what calamity is about to happen.. 

  Good point, well made.

[Nick]

Anyway, Ebrell not sell wood.Ebrell keep wood for Ebrell's retirement

[Grumpmeister]

Ah Ebrell stocking up for the end of days, given how close he lives to Nick thats a sensible precaution. 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Snoopy]

Anyway, Ebrell not sell wood.Ebrell keep wood for Ebrell's retirement

Any fule know that wood, left in a heap, will rot away. Ebrell also knows this. Ebrell's retirement plan is to convert wood into cash ..... trust me.

[Uncle Mort]

An everyday tale of simple countryfolk.

Fair warms the cockles of my heart.

[Nick]

Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?

[Darwins Selection]

Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?

Ebrell already got Nicks number. 

[Uncle Mort]

Uncle Mort want Ebrell's number?

 

Fortunately I had my old trees chopped down some years ago. Left the stumps though.