We recently did a round of recruitment. I love looking at CV's - some people are so bloody stupid.
There were 2 that particularly stood out for me..... one bloke wrote 6 pages of his life story in the additional information section and then signed off with "much love xxx". What a prat.
The other declared he had convictions - so we had to contact him to ask for clariification of what these were. 1st conviction was for possession of an illegal substance. 2nd conviction 2 years later was for possession of a dangerous weapon (he said he was a trainee chef and was just on his way to his mates to cook dinner and so had bought his own knives
. 3rd conviction was for intention to supply.
Then he proceeded to want feedback about why he was not shortlisted