Reasons to be cheerful anyone ??????

[TG]

At present, the only reason to be cheerful I have is that I am not dead.

[Nick]

But if you were dead you would not be un-cheerful!

[Uncle Mort]

Reason not to be cheerful:

I'm off to meeting with our insurance broker and a couple of insurance company reps shortly.

DULL, DULL, DULL.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Darwins Selection]

"I want to fook you in your shell-like."

Is that the 'aural sex' people keep going on about?


I obviously had quite the wrong idea. 

[tel]

You are so cynical Snoops  ......a bit of heat stroke does not cloud my judgement 

And the alcohol doesn't either?

Fraid I was really wimpy when it came to the drinks - they were so bloody strong  - so no huge hangovers for me in the sun. The absolute perfect example of moderate british behaviour   

I would happily swap this dismal weather for a hangover in the sun.

[Snoopy]

"I want to fook you in your shell-like."

Is that the 'aural sex' people keep going on about?


I obviously had quite the wrong idea. 

My ex was big on oral sex ~ in fact that's all she did .... talk about it 

[The Moan Ranger]

Another reason to be cheerful - our glorious leader has a cunning plan!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Ministers-Consider-Plans-To-Temporarily-Scrap-Stamp-Duty-To-Boost-Housing-Market/Article/200808115070980?lpos=Business_0&lid=ARTICLE_15070980_Ministers%2BConsider%2BPlans%2BTo%2BTemporarily%2BScrap%2BStamp%2BDuty%2BTo%2BBoost%2BHousing%2BMarket%2B

[Snoopy]

Reason to be cheerful?????

Snoopy minor is ten today. I am about to take a horde of small boys to Pizza Hut for lunch and thence to the cinema to see "Space Chimps".








I am feeling Eeyorish about the whole thing.  


See you all this evening ~ if I survive

[Snoopy]

Another reason to be cheerful - our glorious leader has a cunning plan!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Ministers-Consider-Plans-To-Temporarily-Scrap-Stamp-Duty-To-Boost-Housing-Market/Article/200808115070980?lpos=Business_0&lid=ARTICLE_15070980_Ministers%2BConsider%2BPlans%2BTo%2BTemporarily%2BScrap%2BStamp%2BDuty%2BTo%2BBoost%2BHousing%2BMarket%2B

So he wants to fook us all then.

[Berek]

round or skinny bottoms !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFcemluz6XA

[Darwins Selection]

Another reason to be cheerful - our glorious leader has a cunning plan!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Ministers-Consider-Plans-To-Temporarily-Scrap-Stamp-Duty-To-Boost-Housing-Market/Article/200808115070980?lpos=Business_0&lid=ARTICLE_15070980_Ministers%2BConsider%2BPlans%2BTo%2BTemporarily%2BScrap%2BStamp%2BDuty%2BTo%2BBoost%2BHousing%2BMarket%2B

So from where will he get the cash not raised by stamp duty?

We are indeed doomed.

[Miss Demeanour]

I would happily swap this dismal weather for a hangover in the sun.

You would have hated it 

[tel]

I would happily swap this dismal weather for a hangover in the sun.

You would have hated it 

It looks very boring. And empty!

[Darwins Selection]

I would happily swap this dismal weather for a hangover in the sun.

You would have hated it 

Yes, it looks terrible.









 

[Uncle Mort]

Reason to be cheerful.

I survived the meeting. (just  )

Even the rep prefaced a couple of remarks with "I know this is a bit dull but..."