Reasons to be cheerful anyone ??????

[Snoopy]

Tree felling?

All you need is chainsaw and a truck

Nephew ~ referred to earlier ~ does this in Dorset. He has a partner and has "qualified" as a tree specialist
(This is a series of week long and one day courses spread over a number of years at various agricultural colleges).
His declared income is £30k plus per annum from contract work for various councils and does not include the cash for logs on the side.

[Nick]

Bob's your uncle!

[Snoopy]

Bob's your uncle!

Fanny's your Aunt and Dick is your best friend! 


As an afterthought ~ Statutory Redundancy is based on average earnings over a period of time prior to the actual redundancy ~ thus it would seem that acceptance of a lower rate of pay could well result in a lower redundancy payment when the time comes.
TG's current employers would seem to have a decent accountant working for them.

[Mrs TG]

Bob's your uncle!

Fanny's your Aunt and Dick is your best friend! 


As an afterthought ~ Statutory Redundancy is based on average earnings over a period of time prior to the actual redundancy ~ thus it would seem that acceptance of a lower rate of pay could well result in a lower redundancy payment when the time comes.
TG's current employers would seem to have a decent accountant working for them.

too right...but the posh company cars still seem to be running, they shud get rid of the ones that dont really need em an downgrade the bigger ones..but that wont happen will it, the workers get poorer an craped on as always...
watch this space...

[Mrs TG]

Bob's your uncle!

Fanny's your Aunt and Dick is your best friend! 


As an afterthought ~ Statutory Redundancy is based on average earnings over a period of time prior to the actual redundancy ~ thus it would seem that acceptance of a lower rate of pay could well result in a lower redundancy payment when the time comes.
TG's current employers would seem to have a decent accountant working for them.

Yep the cut off limit that the goverment have imposed is 20 yrs so anything over that dont count
he would get 7,000 thats the most he could have....so much for all that loyality, but as i said they aint got that to pay him off anyway!

cant wait till we pensioners as i am going to claim what i can, as we dont have property or any money, as in our age bracket now we cant get anything as we dont have school age kids anymore, so nothing we can claim for although we work etc! so pay in an cant get anything out!..
the working tax creds system amazes me, i know people who earn more than us and can get hundreds a month, because they work it out  on yr previous yrs earning. I know child tax creds are  diff you can get them if u earn quite a lot. shall i have another baby...NOT! 
i never got anything exept family allowance wen mine where younger..! 
oh well moan over...

[Nick]

A mate of mine locally owns over 100 houses in Chester for rent to students: net value £10 million. Annual gross rent income? c. £1 million. His "company" makes a loss every year. He gets £7K p.a. tax credit for his daughter on the basis of this loss.

He is worth millions and always drives top of the range cars.

It's the sytem I tells ya. He knows how to exploit it

[Snoopy]

 

[Nick]

Why the whistle?

[Snoopy]

Money always makes me feel tuneful.

[Uncle Mort]

A mate of mine locally owns over 100 houses in Chester for rent to students: net value £10 million. Annual gross rent income? c. £1 million. His "company" makes a loss every year. He gets £7K p.a. tax credit for his daughter on the basis of this loss.

He is worth millions and always drives top of the range cars.

It's the sytem I tells ya. He knows how to exploit it

 

[Nick]

He is 40 and effectively retired. He collects the rent and pays his idiot brother to do the painting and decorating.

Gorrit made!


 

[Nick]

A mate of mine locally owns over 100 houses in Chester for rent to students: net value £10 million. Annual gross rent income? c. £1 million. His "company" makes a loss every year. He gets £7K p.a. tax credit for his daughter on the basis of this loss.

He is worth millions and always drives top of the range cars.

It's the sytem I tells ya. He knows how to exploit it

 

Quite. He is a nice guy. No edercashun to speak of, but he knows how the world works. Big gaff in Anglesey too, with a private beach. He also has lots of toys...........

I would hate him, but he is too nice.

Even though Welsh 

[Snoopy]

Like I said ~ you can be anything you want to be ...................... I forgot to add "If you want it bad enough"

[Uncle Mort]

It's time the 'system' was dismantled. It's far to open to abuse.

He may be a nice man but has he no scruples?

[Snoopy]

I refer the Honourable Member to my previous statement .............. "If you want it bad enough"