Reasons to be cheerful anyone ??????

[Barman]

Whenever I get a stack of CVs I immediately throw half of them away.

This weeds out unlucky people.

Now where did I read that first... 

[Uncle Mort]

Whenever I get a stack of CVs I immediately throw half of them away.

This weeds out unlucky people.

Of course you could be the unlucky person and consequently have throw out the good candidates. 

[Nick]

I was once compelled by HR to interview a guy for a job cos of "Equal Opportunities".Chinese, Only one eye and partially sighted in the other.

And he wanted to be a graphic designer 

[The Moan Ranger]

Whenever I get a stack of CVs I immediately throw half of them away.

This weeds out unlucky people.

Now where did I read that first... 

  Somewhere else?

[Barman]

Whenever I get a stack of CVs I immediately throw half of them away.

This weeds out unlucky people.

Now where did I read that first... 

  Somewhere else?

ye-es... 

[tel]

Technically Job Seekers Allowance is not a benefit as it is not means tested. Income Support, Council Tax Benefit etc are and with them redundancy money is taken into account as are any savings, premium bonds, wife's income etc.

It is contribution based for a certain amount of time (mine stops in November) and then it becomes income based.

[The Moan Ranger]

Bored.




Extremely bored.

[Barman]

Bored.




Extremely bored.

How can I help you...? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Our main software distribution server has just died. Proper died! Hurrah!

[Barman]

Our main software distribution server has just died. Proper died! Hurrah!

You 'fixed' it then did you...? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Erm...it had smoke coming out of it...

[tel]

I trust you used the correct extinguisher?

[The Moan Ranger]

As it was smoking, I took the opportunity to light a fag as a near final display of defiance!

The powder extinguisher made an holy mess after, mind...

[tel]

That's the way to do it.

[Uncle Mort]

You are Mr. Punch and I claim my £5. (and a string of sausages)