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The Bloody Scots
« on: August 06, 2008, 09:00:52 AM »
As has often been reported I hate Scotland with a vengeance.

As luck would have it I am at the start of a project which, for the next FOUR YEARS, will take me all over effing Scotland.

As part of the incpetion phase I have to contact a number of Scottish types to find out when the organsiations they work for are merging.The mergers are happening, I just want to know WHEN.

every single enquiry gets the response "WHo are you and why do you want to know?". It's not a f*cking state secret you porridge wogs, I just want a date from you.  cussing:

Then I have to get hold of some public documents.There are clicky links to .pdf files on their websites. ONe clicks the clicky links and one is asked for a f*cking PASSWORD. I request a password.

"Who are you and why do you want one?"

Because you tartan hat wearing Mars bar munching bastards this is public sector taxpayers' money and these documents are meant to be in the public domain. Just tell me what I want to know!!! cussing:
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 09:20:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2008, 09:00:52 AM
As has often been reported I hate Scotland with a vengeance.

As luck would have it I am at the start of a project which, for the next FOUR YEARS, will take me all over effing Scotland.

As part of the incpetion phase I have to contact a number of Scottish types to find out when the organsiations they work for are merging.The mergers are happening, I just want to know WHEN.

every single enquiry gets the response "WHo are you and why do you want to know?". It's not a f*cking state secret you porridge wogs, I just want a date from you.  cussing:

Then I have to get hold of some public documents.There are clicky links to .pdf files on their websites. ONe clicks the clicky links and one is asked for a f*cking PASSWORD. I request a password.

"Who are you and why do you want one?"

Because you tartan hat wearing Mars bar munching bastards this is public sector taxpayers' money and these documents are meant to be in the public domain. Just tell me what I want to know!!! cussing:

They do make nice beverages though.
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(Not Irn-Bru obviously)
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 09:26:51 AM »
My hatred (which is fuelled by Brown and the other porridge wogs) stems from a "holiday" in Scotland over 20 years ago in which the chap I was renting a cottage from turned out to be a rabid Wee Free who came round and accused us, virutally daily, of "fornicating under his roof" (not inaccurately).

Also a local restaruant which hoovered around under our feet while we were eating (at 7.30 in the evening) as a way of hastening our departure.

See also: dogs attacking car tyres.

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 09:40:07 AM »
Since only 33% of people living in Scotland are actually Scottish you are probably dealing with English immigrants   ~ See Census returns passim. whistle:


Much like Wales really ~ the only Welsh left here are those too dozy to earn a living elsewhere and a few rabid Nationalists living in perpetual hope.
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 09:41:05 AM »
Who are the other 67% then? They presumably breed with their cousins.  cussing:
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 09:42:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2008, 09:41:05 AM
Who are the other 67% then? They presumably breed with their cousins.  cussing:


Like I said ~ mostly English making money out of the "Barnett Formula" by which Scotland receives more £££s from Westminster per head of population than does England..
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 09:45:09 AM »
Traitors.

Renew Hadrian's Wall. cussing:  Send them all back cussing:
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 09:46:41 AM »
Easy to see that English is your subject and not History or even Geography ......
Hadrian's wall is nowhere near the border  whistle:
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2008, 10:06:39 AM »
It's near enough!  evil:
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2008, 10:32:26 AM »
I like Scotland and I like the jocks.
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2008, 10:50:51 AM »
Berek. You do realise that that is no recommendation coming from you!
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2008, 11:17:16 AM »
I suspect that Berek was born within spitting distance of the Hadrian's Wall since it runs from Wallsend-on-Tyne in the east to Bowness on the Solway Firth in the west.  whistle:
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2008, 11:22:09 AM »
I was born in Cullercoats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullercoats

you'd expect this to make me a Newcastle supporter but my old fella was a Durham lad so he took me to see Sunderland play
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2008, 11:36:16 AM »
Quote from: Berek on August 06, 2008, 11:22:09 AM
I was born in Cullercoats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullercoats

you'd expect this to make me a Newcastle supporter but my old fella was a Durham lad so he took me to see Sunderland play


Just North of Hadrian's Wall then  whistle:
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2008, 11:39:48 AM »
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