The Bloody Scots

[Snoopy]

Of course, to those of us born in Hampshire, Hadrian should have built his wall South of Watford.
Say from Southend to Bristol ~ roughly following the A127, A12, A406 and M4, skirting south of Slough, obviously.

[Nick]

You may be thinking of the Danelaw, which went a bit further North on the Eastern side

[Snoopy]

Still leave my ancestors (mainly) on the right side of the line 

[Uncle Mort]

Of course, to those of us born in Hampshire, Hadrian should have built his wall South of Watford.
Say from Southend to Bristol ~ roughly following the A127, A12, A406 and M4, skirting south of Slough, obviously.

This from someone on the wrong side of Offa's Dyke. 

[Nick]

She was a big girl 

[Snoopy]

Of course, to those of us born in Hampshire, Hadrian should have built his wall South of Watford.
Say from Southend to Bristol ~ roughly following the A127, A12, A406 and M4, skirting south of Slough, obviously.

This from someone on the wrong side of Offa's Dyke. 

Mine is purely a missionary position  

[Grumpmeister]

Also a local restaruant which hoovered around under our feet while we were eating (at 7.30 in the evening) as a way of hastening our departure.

Given that calamities tend to follow you around thats a perfectly understandable reaction Nick 

[Snoopy]

Also a local restaruant which hoovered around under our feet while we were eating (at 7.30 in the evening) as a way of hastening our departure.

Given that calamities tend to follow you around thats a perfectly understandable reaction Nick 

Messy eater ~ obviously.

[Nick]

I was younger then, did more fornicating and was not a danger to the public.

Hang on, a gang of religious nutters has turned up outside my house.I am off to annoy them!  

What sect are the ugly women in ankle length denim skirts who wear headscarves and have tons of kids?

[Uncle Mort]

God knows.

[Snoopy]

I was younger then, did more fornicating and was not a danger to the public.

Hang on, a gang of religious nutters has turned up outside my house.I am off to annoy them!  

What sect are the ugly women in ankle length denim skirts who wear headscarves and have tons of kids?

On the Wirral? ~~~~ Could be anyone of many "neighbourhood" groups led by a Social Worker or two.

[Nick]

Nah, Plymouth Brethren I suspect.Nutters .

Maybe I should call Ebrell.

Ebrell is my new friend 

[Snoopy]

My eldest Daughter was married to one of those (at least his Mother was one) ~ tricky divorce 

[Nick]

Gets popcorn.

Well?

[Grumpmeister]

Hang on, a gang of religious nutters has turned up outside my house.I am off to annoy them!  

Let me guess, some bizzare apocalyptic cult who have decided that you are the messiah sent to bring the end of days?