Helpmates Ltd

[Berek]

Any of you had a flyer from these bastards ?? I just got one.. now what do you suggest I put in the bag for Fridays collection ??

this video explains ( narrated by Stephen Hawking )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkBe9FjpLLw

[Uncle Mort]

Bin it, forget about it.

[Berek]

Bin it, forget about it.

Naw, I enjoy stuff like this

[Nick]

I assume it is run by Scots!

[Berek]

Lithuanians

[Nick]

The Scots of Northern Europe.

Bastards 

[Uncle Mort]

You're in a xenophobic mood today. 

[Nick]

I HATE SCOTLAND 

See also: Jock the Window Cleaner 

[The Moan Ranger]

You're in a xenophobic mood today. 

Isn't he just?   He is far to narrow minded - I hate everyone who isn't me, Mrs TMR (to be), most members of this forum or our hamster, Charlie.

Oh, and Keith Richards.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick wants to go and see Boy George in Scallypool.

I hate him too.

ANd why BOY? He must be 50!

[Just One More]

You're in a xenophobic mood today. 

Isn't he just?   He is far to narrow minded - I hate everyone who isn't me, Mrs TMR (to be), most members of this forum or our hamster, Charlie.

Oh, and Keith Richards.

Is there going to be a sweepstake?  

[Uncle Mort]

I noticed the word most as well. 

[The Moan Ranger]

It's amazing how one word can cause such consternation!  (Done on purpose to provoke debate)

I love you all. Kidney deep. 

[Nick]

Could have been worse. Balls deep, for example 

[Berek]

I met Boy George while walking in Ireland.. he's a prick