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Offline Just One More

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An analogy
« on: August 07, 2008, 04:39:00 AM »
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it in my back garden and filled it with seed.. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards in the eaves, above the table, and next to the barbecue..
Then came the shit... It was everywhere: on the patio tiles, the chairs, the paths, the table...everywhere!
 
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket... and other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ....... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
 
Now let's see..... our government gives out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 3 hours to be seen by an emergency doctor; your child's class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than the national flag are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.  rubschin:
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Re: An analogy
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 04:41:00 AM »
 rubschin:

You could've bought a shotgun...
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Re: An analogy
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 07:53:33 AM »
Or poison. You could put it in their little bird bath so they wouldn't suspect anything.

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Re: An analogy
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 07:55:23 AM »
I go with JOM ~ Take down the bird feeder ~ or at least restrict it to native species.
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Re: An analogy
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 07:56:00 AM »
Or poison. You could put it in their little bird bath so they wouldn't suspect anything.
Poison eh...  rubschin:
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