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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2008, 04:39:13 PM »
I have had that done to me, but not that much  noooo:

ANd it was pointless

An ECG is never pointless surely? Even if it only proves that your heart function is OK it has to be worth finding out.
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2008, 04:39:55 PM »
Cupping you shaggy person!  noooo:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2008, 04:41:42 PM »
Then make yourself clear you buffoon  cussing:

And what, to return to my original question, is the point of cupping a swimmer (or anyone else for that matter)?
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2008, 04:42:07 PM »
 shrugs: shrugs:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2008, 04:43:41 PM »
 doh:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2008, 05:55:26 PM »
And cupping:

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Thats not from cupping Mort, its part of the Chinese swim team training program. They get dumped in a lake with a sodding great big octopus and have to get away from it.  whistle:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2008, 07:17:32 PM »
Oh yes, I recal lthat one now from school
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2008, 07:26:39 AM »
Oh yes, I recal lthat one now from school

I expect the girls who shared the pool with you remember it too ~ Tsk!  ::)
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2008, 07:41:55 AM »
And on the BBC News this morning we learn that many of the "Crowds" of cheering spectators at Olympic events are not ticket buying members of the world population but "volunteers" who are being bussed into events where the organisers feel that the crowds are too thin on the ground to look good on TV. Apparently they can be recognised by their "enthusiasm" and matching tee shirts.

Let's be honest with ourselves here shall we. The Olympic Ideal is dead and buried. The Opening Ceremony shown on TV around the world by a single feed provided by China (no independent cameras at all) was, to be charitable, dressed up to appear more spectacular than the reality. The spectators at many events are not the sports enthusiasts they seem to be but co-opted members of the most oppressive and regimented regime on the face of the earth doing what they are being ordered to do and no doubt time will reveal once again that many of the competitors are performing to "enhanced" levels that have thus far escaped detection.

Yes I am cynical about the whole charade that a once proud ideal has become. Such a shame because I used to be a keen amateur sportsman myself, competing at various levels (mainly inter-service) in Boxing, Fencing and Rugby whilst serving with the RAF. Of course in those far off days we had a ciggy at half time and drank a lot of lager to "make the weight" when necessary so I suppose we were also "drug assisted".
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2008, 08:32:38 AM »
I don't agree. The Olympic Ideal is not dead and buried, a little tarnished maybe but still strong for most of the competitors.

There are some (not many) competitors who enhance their performance with drugs as there are some (not many) events that are poorly attended.



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Re: Ever been had?
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2008, 01:19:46 PM »
Any lengths necessary it seems: "The reason for this is that we must put our country's interest first,"

Their way of thinking is not our way of thinking but we seem to be heading in their direction.  noooo:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2008, 02:38:39 PM »
Wait for the headlines in 2012... it'll make this lot look life fly shit...  noooo:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2008, 03:26:13 PM »
Wait for the headlines in 2012... it'll make this lot look life fly shit...  noooo:

Oh you can guarrantee that the opening of the olympic stadium will be the crowning news item of 2013 which means the first event will be the 100m dash to the coaches to head to the interim sites.  noooo:
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Re: Ever been had?
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2008, 03:48:27 PM »
Wait for the headlines in 2012... it'll make this lot look life fly shit...  noooo:

Oh you can guarrantee that the opening of the olympic stadium will be the crowning news item of 2013 which means the first event will be the 100m dash to the coaches to head to the interim sites.  noooo:
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