Ever been had?

[The Moan Ranger]

Come on now chaps (and chapessesa) - the Chinese have been convincing you that the food you get from the local takeaway is real food, so why should you be surprised at this?

[Nick]

Perhaps Donna is also a hologram or summat 

[Snoopy]

She is Chinese? ~ I thought you said she was Scots 

[Barman]

Perhaps Donna is also a hologram or summat 

No, she is a leech... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I just googled leech pictures... 

[Snoopy]

I just googled leech pictures... 

 

 

[Uncle Mort]

And cupping:

Chinese swimmer at the Olympics

[Snoopy]

And cupping:

Chinese swimmer at the Olympics

 

[Nick]

Has she been hit by meteorites?

[Uncle Mort]

a Chinese medicine technique to relieve ailments including back neck and shoulder pain

A good job Donna isn't Chinese !

[Snoopy]

Yes ~ I had worked that bit out ~ they used to apply ECG machines in a similar manner ... in fact they still do in France but for what purpose on a swimmer's back?

[Uncle Mort]

Yes ~ I had worked that bit out ~ they used to apply ECG machines in a similar manner ... in fact they still do in France but for what purpose on a swimmer's back?

I'd forgotten that! When I was a lad and had my check ups I used to get festooned with the suction cups which they then connected up to the ECG. Didn't leave marks though.

[Snoopy]

Yes ~ I had worked that bit out ~ they used to apply ECG machines in a similar manner ... in fact they still do in France but for what purpose on a swimmer's back?

I'd forgotten that! When I was a lad and had my check ups I used to get festooned with the suction cups which they then connected up to the ECG. Didn't leave marks though.

I can promise that the French ones did when I was in hospital in Paris. When I got back to a UK hospital they couldn't believe the "love bites" all over my chest.

[Nick]

I have had that done to me, but not that much 

ANd it was pointless