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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2008, 09:38:16 AM »
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2008, 09:40:45 AM »
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2008, 09:59:32 AM »
The Boy tricked Mrs Nick into going down The Rapids.

She is now black and blue  point:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2008, 10:06:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2008, 09:59:32 AM
The Boy tricked Mrs Nick into going down The Rapids.

She is now black and blue  point:

The blue will fade, but she will never again understand petrol stations or talk quietly into a mobile.

Tragic.  noooo:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2008, 10:07:18 AM »
Or even use a mobile while filling a car petrol tank! eeek:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2008, 10:21:13 AM »
Mrs Nick has gone off to see Donna  scared2:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2008, 10:24:30 AM »
And you will pay the price for mixing reality with fantasy.  point:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2008, 10:33:29 AM »
And The Boy has taken to playing air guitar to a CD of Canned Heat that my sister gave him.

Let's Work Together over and over at max volume  noooo:

I fear Mrs Nick may not find Donna as delightful as I do.She has the wrong hormones.
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2008, 10:35:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2008, 10:33:29 AM
And The Boy has taken to playing air guitar to a CD of Canned Heat that my sister gave him.

Let's Work Together over and over at max volume  noooo:

I fear Mrs Nick may not find Donna as delightful as I do.She has the wrong hormones.

She doesn't need to find her delightful ~ she needs to find her unattractive but efficient. Anything else in either department and you are in deep sh*t.
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2008, 10:36:49 AM »
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2008, 10:59:11 AM »
HOw was I to know?  shrugs:

Yikes. Here's Mrs Nick back from Donna fdahnb z
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