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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2008, 04:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2008, 05:53:06 PM
Great day out in teh New Forest (sans Boy)

Mrs Nick was chased by a pony and fell in a ditch. ;D spider:

We went into a posh clothes shop in Beaulieu and I knocked over a dummy with some posh clothes on which started a sort of domino effect of tumbling posh dummies around the shop  redface:

We had a big argument with someone in Buckler's Hard about a piece of goats cheese.

A cow poked its head through our car window (Mrs Nick's side) and tried to eat her blouse.  eveilgrin:

And the local newsagent here insisted on talking to me in German. So I replied in Spanish. He seems a little odd.

Avebury and Longleat tomorrow and no computers till Tuesday, so TTFN
Same ol', same ol' then...  whistle:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2008, 06:29:39 AM »
Unable to sleep I was in Tesco at 5.30 this morning  evil:

Everyone else here still snoring  evil:

Avebury soon

Mrs Nick has an appointment with Donna on Tuesday  scared2:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2008, 06:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2008, 06:29:39 AM
Unable to sleep I was in Tesco at 5.30 this morning  evil:

Everyone else here still snoring  evil:

Avebury soon

Mrs Nick has an appointment with Donna on Tuesday  scared2:
Poor Mrs. Nick/Donna/Nick*











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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2008, 09:11:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2008, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2008, 05:53:06 PM
Great day out in teh New Forest (sans Boy)

Mrs Nick was chased by a pony and fell in a ditch. ;D spider:

We went into a posh clothes shop in Beaulieu and I knocked over a dummy with some posh clothes on which started a sort of domino effect of tumbling posh dummies around the shop  redface:

We had a big argument with someone in Buckler's Hard about a piece of goats cheese.

A cow poked its head through our car window (Mrs Nick's side) and tried to eat her blouse.  eveilgrin:

And the local newsagent here insisted on talking to me in German. So I replied in Spanish. He seems a little odd.

Avebury and Longleat tomorrow and no computers till Tuesday, so TTFN
Same ol', same ol' then...  whistle:

 ::) The whole of the New Forest is plastered with signs saying "Keep away from the Ponies" and "Leave the Wild Animals Alone" etc. Which part did Mrs Nick not understand ~ or does she assume she is in some way absolved from the responsibilty placed on all visitors to respect the rules?

Banghead Fvcking Grockles get on my tits!










Sorry that's the local in me coming out but I lived there for years and have never seen a pony chase anyone who wasn't bothering it in some way ~ usually be walking up to it or its foal cooing "Look at the pretty horsey". Such people lead to more ponies being killed on the roads every year and yet they still do it.
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2008, 09:22:38 AM »
It was a foal  noooo:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2008, 09:23:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
It was a foal  noooo:
How is the kettle...?  whistle:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2008, 09:26:08 AM »
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2008, 09:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
It was a foal  noooo:


I must have a crystal ball  ::)
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2008, 09:28:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 15, 2008, 09:26:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
It was a foal  noooo:


I must have a crystal ball  ::)

Is the other one wooden?
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2008, 09:30:49 AM »
 noooo:  Not the last time I licked it, no.
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2008, 09:37:20 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 15, 2008, 09:30:49 AM
noooo:  Not the last time I licked it, no.
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 05:40:52 AM »
The kettle had to be replaced  redface:
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2008, 06:19:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2008, 05:40:52 AM
The kettle had to be replaced  redface:
And...? What else did you break?
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2008, 07:25:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2008, 05:40:52 AM
The kettle had to be replaced  redface:

Bullocks?
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Re: Nick's Holiday Catastrophe Thread.
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2008, 08:22:15 AM »
The Center (sic) Parcs (sic) shed took a bit of a beating. Villa my arse!
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