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Offline Snoopy

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Tonight on Channel 4
« on: August 17, 2008, 03:21:43 PM »
At 10pm they are screening a programme called "The Perfect Vagina". The synopsis in the TV listings pages of the Sunday Times tells me that this is a documentary about women seeking, for various reasons, the "Perfect Vagina". Apparently more and more British wimmin are resorting to cosmetic surgery and the programme looks at this and seeks a "less drastic solution".

Given that it is men that are most interested in this particular part of a woman's anatomy I could, if they had asked, told them how to achieve the perfect vagina ~ a simple operation to remove the voice box that seems to come as part of the set would be my idea of  cloud9:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 03:31:09 PM »
 eeek:  Good grief!

I think this is a step too far; why not re-tune the voice box to a mellifluous hum?
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 03:35:40 PM »
 rubschin:  Glad to see you agree with the principle tho' ~ do you think a volume control might be the answer?
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 03:37:25 PM »
Simple on / off switch would suffice IMHO  whistle:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 03:47:31 PM »
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2008, 06:14:31 PM »
As mentioned elsewhere, I know one of the participants of this programme. I notice she's had her hair restyled  whistle:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2008, 06:36:02 PM »
I was sure I'd seen mention of this programme somewhere but b*ggered if I could find the thread. Sorry.

Tell me ~ should we be looking out for a centre parting or something a little more Brazilian  eyes:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2008, 07:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 17, 2008, 06:36:02 PM
I was sure I'd seen mention of this programme somewhere but b*ggered if I could find the thread. Sorry.

Tell me ~ should we be looking out for a centre parting or something a little more Brazilian  eyes:


I always imagined a Brazilian, I'd be surprised if it wasn't, she was very into fashion, make-up, latest trends, but I don't know what the latest style is  confused:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 09:42:00 AM »
Didn't watch it in the end ~ had a better offer  eyes:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2008, 11:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 18, 2008, 09:42:00 AM
Didn't watch it in the end ~ had a better offer  eyes:

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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2008, 11:36:34 AM »
 lol:  Yup!  cloud9:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2008, 11:51:11 AM »
There's a bone joke here somewhere...
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2008, 11:56:52 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 18, 2008, 11:51:11 AM
There's a bone joke here somewhere...

Not anymore there isn't. Buried it twice  whistle:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2008, 12:03:23 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 18, 2008, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 18, 2008, 11:51:11 AM
There's a bone joke here somewhere...

Not anymore there isn't. Buried it twice  whistle:
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Re: Tonight on Channel 4
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2008, 12:04:06 PM »
8 hours sleep in between  redface:
















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