Goodbye cruel world...

[Snoopy]

Well if you don't then I can see I shall have to make the journey round there "On Behalf of Management" like (Any chance of expenses BM? ~ thought not) and photograph the evidence (if there is any) or the lack of evidence (more likely).

[Nick]

No dear, no caff

Just nice pies.

Do take a camera!!

oh yes we will and the laptop to post all the pics on here too! 

You culd come to the Wirral and visit here too!  

[TG]

Fing is, if I produce photographic evidence that Nick is not infact, as mad as a fish. People on here may never forgive me.  

[Snoopy]

True TG ~ Very True! 

[Nick]

They are all gagging to see the bakery train set.Trust me on this!

[Darwins Selection]

Watch out for the big white button that says "Press to make the trains go"

 

[Nick]

It's on the right of the door as you go in 

[Barman]

Well if you don't then I can see I shall have to make the journey round there "On Behalf of Management" like (Any chance of expenses BM? ~ thought not) and photograph the evidence (if there is any) or the lack of evidence (more likely).

Gasp! 

[Darwins Selection]

It's on the right of the door as you go in 

Next to the Lo-Fat Controller?

[Snoopy]

No dear, no caff

Just nice pies.

Do take a camera!!

oh yes we will and the laptop to post all the pics on here too! 

You culd come to the Wirral and visit here too!  

We have already done the invitation bits. They are on the train, having no car, and thus are restricted as to the places they can visit. They are coming up to visit family for the first time in two yeras. Nice though they might find both you and I they just cannot visit on this visit. Gorrit?

[Nick]

But I could show them the ice cream shop (which was also the post office)

[Darwins Selection]

No dear, no caff

Just nice pies.

Do take a camera!!

oh yes we will and the laptop to post all the pics on here too! 

You culd come to the Wirral and visit here too!  

We have already done the invitation bits. They are on the train, having no car, and thus are restricted as to the places they can visit. They are coming up to visit family for the first time in two yeras. Nice though they might find both you and I they just cannot visit on this visit. Gorrit?

  . .find you and me. .   

[Snoopy]

Well if you don't then I can see I shall have to make the journey round there "On Behalf of Management" like (Any chance of expenses BM? ~ thought not) and photograph the evidence (if there is any) or the lack of evidence (more likely).

Gasp! 

Somebody tip a bucket of water over him ~ he seems to have fainted at the thought of expenses.


Come to think of it there is a water shortage ~ leave him there, but put a warning cone on his head so we don't have a trip hazard.

[Snoopy]

No dear, no caff

Just nice pies.

Do take a camera!!

oh yes we will and the laptop to post all the pics on here too! 

You culd come to the Wirral and visit here too!  

We have already done the invitation bits. They are on the train, having no car, and thus are restricted as to the places they can visit. They are coming up to visit family for the first time in two yeras. Nice though they might find both you and I they just cannot visit on this visit. Gorrit?

  . .find you and me. .   

At my school one was caned for saying You and me. OK .... Somethings one never forgets. No doubt your English Teachers had other ideas. Yes I know it is old fashioned usage but it was what I was raised to use and use it I shall.

[Darwins Selection]

No dear, no caff

Just nice pies.

Do take a camera!!

oh yes we will and the laptop to post all the pics on here too! 

You culd come to the Wirral and visit here too!  

We have already done the invitation bits. They are on the train, having no car, and thus are restricted as to the places they can visit. They are coming up to visit family for the first time in two yeras. Nice though they might find both you and I they just cannot visit on this visit. Gorrit?

  . .find you and me. .   

At my school one was caned for saying You and me. OK .... Somethings one never forgets. No doubt your English Teachers had other ideas. Yes I know it is old fashioned usage but it was what I was raised to use and use it I shall.

I am sure Prof. Nick will confirm that it depends on the subject-object usage.

"It doesn't matter to you and me" is correct, as is: "You and I know there are no trains in the bakery"

Test it by omitting the "You and. ." then see if it sounds right.

"It doesn't matter to I" is obviously not correct, as is: "Me know there are no trains in the bakery" (unless you are called Ebrell)


My English Masters had very firm ideas on the subject. .

I shall now stop preaching.