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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #135 on: August 21, 2008, 10:30:28 AM »
Used to fish that bit of the River Itchen when I was a boy.
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #136 on: August 21, 2008, 10:34:17 AM »
You might know of a certain Tony Pawson then?
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #137 on: August 21, 2008, 10:35:53 AM »
No, please don't
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #138 on: August 21, 2008, 10:41:14 AM »
Prepare yourselves for: "It was this long, but it got away".  noooo:
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #139 on: August 21, 2008, 10:48:37 AM »
Scooter Report: Good bit of kit, able to carry my weight, 8mph top speed, 21 mile range. 5.5inch ground clearance so able to cover most terrain that I am likely to encounter. Easy to drive, bit of a fag to break into component parts to fit into the boot of your car and once in there leaves no space for anything other than a small bag. The basket, TG will be pleased to know, is an option and removable. Price £5,750.00. Charge time on batteries from zero to full is about 5 hours. Batteries are shielded so no problems with any magnetic interference with my ICD.

Salesman Report: Frankly in my previous occupation I would not have even interviewed him. Stunk of cheap aftershave, wet handshake and too "matey" by far. Tried all the old sales tricks even to "borrowing" my phone to speak to his "manager" to see if he could get permission to offer me a "deal" at which point the manager asked to speak to me and told me (obviously reading his script) that "Barry" had made such a strong plea on my behalf he was prepared to drop, on this occasion from £5,750 to £3,500 and if I handed the phone back to "Barry" he would confirm his permission that this discount could be applied. I gave up using that old gag forty years ago when I left the employ of Bristol Street Motors and stopped selling cars for a living. I honestly didn't think anyone would still be trying to pull that stunt. noooo:

Anyway I did not buy, even at this fantastic price, leaving "Barry" professing his dismay at my willingness to pass up such an offer. I know I can buy a recon model, 12 months old, locally c/w a warranty for under £1,000.

Still it passed a happy couple of hours away.
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #140 on: August 21, 2008, 10:49:55 AM »
I almost feel sorry for "Barry". But not very sorry  eveilgrin:
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #141 on: August 21, 2008, 10:50:19 AM »
You might know of a certain Tony Pawson then?

'Fraid not.


Prepare yourselves for: "It was this long, but it got away".  noooo:

They never get away from me (Barbed hooks and bugger the bunny huggers) eveilgrin:
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #142 on: August 21, 2008, 10:52:28 AM »
I almost feel sorry for "Barry". But not very sorry  eveilgrin:

Don't ~ I have all the windows open to rid the house of his aftershave afterglow. It must have cost all of a quid for a five litre bottle ~ talk about Eau De Vapona (Kills all known flies within a radius of 100 yards)
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #144 on: August 21, 2008, 01:16:45 PM »
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #145 on: August 21, 2008, 03:05:58 PM »
I know I can buy a recon model, 12 months old, locally c/w a warranty for under £1,000.

Or even less  whistle:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SHOP-RIDER-SOVEREIGN-DELUXE-MOBILITY-SCOOTER-WHEELCHAIR_W0QQitemZ200245945846QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200245945846&_trksid=p3913.c0.m22

Indeed under £1000 but too lightweight for my purposes and certainly not local c/w warranty.
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #146 on: August 21, 2008, 03:12:08 PM »
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too lightweight for my purposes


Lawnmowing and such?
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #147 on: August 21, 2008, 03:25:20 PM »
Underpowered to carry my weight up the local hills.
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #148 on: August 21, 2008, 03:52:57 PM »
Move to East Anglia or buy a donkey
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Re: Goodbye cruel world...
« Reply #149 on: August 21, 2008, 04:05:19 PM »
Lived in East Anglia ~ too windy
Nowhere to keep a donkey ~ you have seen my garden.
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