We have partaken of Classical Cotsworldshireville cuisine at the Viceroy Tandoori. Absolutely lovely, however one of the chilli's in my Jallfrezi (local spelling) must have been spawned in Satan's own bottom after she, herself, had noshed on a phall in his local Hades Halal. Mrs TMR (to be) laughed like a drain as various parts of my face turned to streams of various liquids...