Goodbye cruel world...

[The Moan Ranger]

Good man, Tel. Did I win the horse racing? I must have been in with a good shout.

[Nick]

So what are trout pellets made of? And how do you know what they taste like?

[Snoopy]

Is this a genuine search for knowledge or are you just bored?

[Nick]

I am waiting for summat to cook, but what are they made of and how does he know that trout taste of them without having eaten them himself. Eh?

[Darwins Selection]

Even better when used in conjunction with casters.

 

What, the fish have wheels on?

Is that a side effect of the pellets?

[Barman]

Even better when used in conjunction with casters.

 

What, the fish have wheels on?

Is that a side effect of the pellets?

You beat me to it... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Trout pellets are made of ground down fish bones, smoked Beagle bollocks, toupee of Barman, hob-nob of Nick and Sileage of DS. The trout do well on it.

They can be crushed, frittered and fried with batter of Wenchy according to unverified rumours.

The Viceroy Tandoori awaits the return leg...

[Darwins Selection]

Even better when used in conjunction with casters.

 

What, the fish have wheels on?

Is that a side effect of the pellets?

You beat me to it... 

It must be you're your limp. 

[Barman]

Even better when used in conjunction with casters.

 

What, the fish have wheels on?

Is that a side effect of the pellets?

You beat me to it... 

It must be you're your limp. 

Shame... there are loads of pictures of casters on 'tinterweb too... 

[Barman]

The Viceroy Tandoori awaits the return leg...

Don't do it... you'll explode... 

[Nick]

Only his leg, it seems