Who Do You Think You Are

[Nick]

Dunno

[Snoopy]

Best not to ask ~ I did once and got the reply "Everything".

Foolishly I pressed on and asked what "Everything" meant.

"Everything you say and everything you do" was the answer.

As the old NotW reporters used to say "At that point I made my excuses and left".

[Nick]

SHe has just informed me that she has invited the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist and family for dinner tonight and that I should cook something.Had I sprung the same piece of news on her I would now have no head 

[Snoopy]

Spag Bol ~ takes 30 minutes tops and everyone eats it.

[Nick]

Messy though.They could be wearing white T shirts

[Snoopy]

Cottage Pie ~ same prep, just add spuds to top of bol and forget the spag.

[Nick]

I shall have to clear The Boy's scalextric track out of the dining room first 

[Snoopy]

Revert to Spag Bol and sit around on cushions.

[Nick]

I have disocvered how to add a poll to an existing thread! 

[Pastis]

Revert to Spag Bol and sit around on cushions.

How very 70's 

[Nick]

I could get my Leonard COhen record out!

[Snoopy]

Revert to Spag Bol and sit around on cushions.

How very 70's 

And you think that a Californian Breast Feeding Therapist isn't?

[Barman]

I shall have to clear The Boy's scalextric track out of the dining room first 

Don't you have one which drops down from the ceiling yet? 

[Pastis]

Revert to Spag Bol and sit around on cushions.

How very 70's 

And you think that a Californian Breast Feeding Therapist isn't?

Indeed. Very apt. Nick's version of Abigail's Party    Leonard Cohen in lieu of Demis Roussos

[Nick]

I shall have to clear The Boy's scalextric track out of the dining room first 

Don't you have one which drops down from the ceiling yet? 

Well remembered