I used to thrash my nephews (points not corporal punishment) but the elder now has the better of me
They have a good size table in the basement on the farm along with a snooker table! Trouble is, with the low ceilings, screwing a colour into a corner pocket can be a bit of a bugger. I imagine Boris doesn't have that problem
I shall take up your offer of a game when the next Cestrian relative pops her clogs... morbid as it is, it's likely this winter