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Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: August 22, 2008, 05:13:09 PM »
Hi there dear patrons  razz:

Sorry I've not been on the forum for ages but I've been mega bust (not like some I could mention) doing business stuff to keep the wolf from the door but I thought I'd better let you know that we’ve had a bit of an episode here today with Mark managing (silly bugger) to fall off a customers roof :-(

He arrived home limping like the walking wounded so took him off to the Evangelismous A&E to get it checked out (missing my Friday belly dancing lesson I hasten to add :-(

LUCKILY the major injury to his left foot was confirmed not to be broken but just badly sprained and significantly bruised !!!!

He is now strapped up (well the left foot is anyway) and is under instructions not to weight bear on it for the next 48 hours - luckily I sill have the set of crutches on hand which I needed last year when I fractured my heel and ankle doing other silly stuff......So he is now propped up on the sofa, pillow under injured foot and can of spitfire in hand :-) I think he will be fine but whether or not I will survive the next 48+ hours remains to be seen (ha ha!)

I have told him that he can access his mates down tut pub via my PC upstairs - no trying to get down the spiral staircase to his subteraean world this weekend I think - so I'm sure he'll let you know how well (or not) his nursing care is progressing  whistle:

Thought you'd all like to know and have a laugh at his expene  lol:

Nursey nursey  eeek: signing out for now xxxxx



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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 05:14:44 PM »
Are you going to waer a nurse's uniform to speed my,er, his recovery?

Donna says that a good rub is best in these cases.
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 05:15:46 PM »
Mega bust?  eyes:

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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 05:18:24 PM »
Are you going to waer a nurse's uniform to speed my,er, his recovery?

Donna says that a good rub is best in these cases.

Obviously the header should have read BARMAN does not bounce  Banghead MTypo's must be due to the additional stress I am now under  rubschin:

Of course I will be wearing suitable nursing items - such as mask and pink marigolds  shocked003

He has asked for a bell but my response to that was along the lines of  Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9:

Anyone (please) want to pop over and assist   noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: Barman does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 05:18:53 PM »
No black stockings then?
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Re: Barman does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 05:20:52 PM »
No black stockings then?

He can't get them on over his bandages  happy001 :lalalala happy001 :lalalala happy001

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 05:21:31 PM »
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 05:29:16 PM »
Sorry to hear all this. Couldn't happen in the UK 'cos we have elf n safety measures as well as Lawyers R Us.  whistle:
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 05:33:21 PM »
He could always sue himself happy088
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 05:34:42 PM »
No but he should be insured against his own stupidity carelessness working mishaps.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2008, 05:36:51 PM »
I imagine LL has much insurance  whistle:

I don't give much for his chances with her "nursing " him  noooo:
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2008, 05:50:29 PM »
Sorry to hear all this. Couldn't happen in the UK 'cos we have elf n safety measures as well as Lawyers R Us.  whistle:

Lawerrs R us may not have much of a case if the subject fell of a roof cos he was leaning too far over whilst looking down wimmins tops.  noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2008, 05:51:12 PM »
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2008, 06:37:05 PM »
I imagine LL has much insurance  whistle:

I don't give much for his chances with her "nursing " him  noooo:

Cheeky  angry041:
I'll have you know I have pandered to his whims - served himm his favourite (fast) supper - beer and pain killers too!
What more could a man ask for  Banghead Banghead

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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 06:40:02 PM »
 rubschin: I have a few ideas on that score but it depends how bad his back is  eyes:
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