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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM »
Glad to hear the man is on the mend and, joking aside, I agree that perhaps he should reconsider the roof climbing side of things. None of us wants to admit that we can no longer behave like an 18 year old but sadly we must. Perhaps he could do the technical stuff and employ a youth to climb on the roofs. Apprentice sort of thing (which would get a youth for small money). Might mean a small increase would be needed in fees to clients but worth it I would think.
A young, female assistant perhaps...?  rubschin:  eyes:

Why? So you could pole vault onto the roofs?  noooo:
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Not in THAT MUCH pain then  ::)
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2008, 10:11:29 AM »
Glad to hear the man is on the mend and, joking aside, I agree that perhaps he should reconsider the roof climbing side of things. None of us wants to admit that we can no longer behave like an 18 year old but sadly we must. Perhaps he could do the technical stuff and employ a youth to climb on the roofs. Apprentice sort of thing (which would get a youth for small money). Might mean a small increase would be needed in fees to clients but worth it I would think.
A young, female assistant perhaps...?  rubschin:  eyes:

Why? So you could pole vault onto the roofs?  noooo:
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Not in THAT MUCH pain then  ::)
Much better now... don't tell LL tho...  noooo:
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2008, 10:13:09 AM »
Glad to hear the man is on the mend and, joking aside, I agree that perhaps he should reconsider the roof climbing side of things. None of us wants to admit that we can no longer behave like an 18 year old but sadly we must. Perhaps he could do the technical stuff and employ a youth to climb on the roofs. Apprentice sort of thing (which would get a youth for small money). Might mean a small increase would be needed in fees to clients but worth it I would think.
A young, female assistant perhaps...?  rubschin:  eyes:

Why? So you could pole vault onto the roofs?  noooo:
eyes:

Not in THAT MUCH pain then  ::)
Much better now... don't tell LL tho...  noooo:

Best not ~ you could end up with bruises on your bruises.
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2008, 10:15:43 AM »
You must lie down and rest a lot.No werk.Beer is very good for your condition. eatdrink013
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2008, 10:52:23 AM »
Care plan for today is morning bed rest followed by shower and then relax on the rear patio  ;)

Back to normal so soon, he does mend quickly.

I expect he will be making a claim on the supplier of his safety harness?

Silly sod anyway.
As Snoopy says, we can't climb about like when we were in our teens.
Clearing the gutters here this morning took me twice as long as it would have 50 years ago.  ;)
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2008, 11:27:01 AM »



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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2008, 02:35:36 PM »



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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2008, 02:50:56 PM »
Well ~ that about wraps up all there is to be said about in this thread.
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2008, 02:58:24 PM »
I imagine Berek can soon rectify that  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2008, 04:22:46 PM »
Beer has helped...  cloud9:
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2008, 04:24:05 PM »
Beer helps most things.  whistle:
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« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2008, 05:02:38 PM »
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2008, 05:03:31 PM »
Beer helps most things.  whistle:
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Re: Bar does not bounce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2008, 05:04:20 PM »
Beer has helped...  cloud9:
Beer , bubbly and now shepherds pie - preceded by a visit from his new FEMALE fan club member - oh but he is a spoilt Bladderwort  eeek: