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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2008, 03:48:56 PM »
No ~ I just have an intranet set up that means I can "filter" via my PC everything they access from their wireless connections. I also have set up their laptops with me as administrator using passwords so secret they cannot get past them. whistle:

Presumably that also gives you direct access to all the sites that they want to look at.  eyes:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2008, 04:04:40 PM »
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2008, 04:16:02 PM »
No ~ I just have an intranet set up that means I can "filter" via my PC everything they access from their wireless connections. I also have set up their laptops with me as administrator using passwords so secret they cannot get past them. whistle:

Presumably that also gives you direct access to all the sites that they want to look at.  eyes:

If I wanted to I could monitor every keystroke they make but I can't be arsed. "Net Nanny" ensures they do not wander into pornography or graphically violent sites and I can be alerted to any attempts to circumvent the system. However the THW spends most of her time emailing her boyfriend and other class mates regarding homework, outings and meet-ups. She has thus far displayed total distain for facebook and similar sites as have her friends. They have their own little chat room which is on the school main site and monitored by the school ~ that seems to satisfy them. Facebook and other such sites are officially "Not Cool" anymore and inhabited, so I am told, by "saddos looking for kicks and/or recognition of their puny lives". When asked if she had put her photo on the site or any site for that matter she gave me a look of withering contempt and said "I'm not that stupid"
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2008, 05:07:45 PM »
CAUTION!

Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy!  point:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2008, 05:11:43 PM »
CAUTION!

Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy!  point:

I sometimes wonder  ::)

It's a bit like those "My friend is too embarrassed to come to the surgery himself but I said I'd ask you for a prescription for him" stories at times. whistle:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2008, 05:13:34 PM »
CAUTION!

Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy!  point:

I sometimes wonder  ::)

It's a bit like those "My friend is too embarrassed to come to the surgery himself but I said I'd ask you for a prescription for him" stories at times. whistle:
At the clap clinic...?  rubschin:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2008, 05:16:44 PM »
CAUTION!

Unless you want this to download onto your PC do not click on the link. The download started immediately I tried to see what the link led to. Thanks Nick ~ I shall now commence an uninstall until I know a little more about the programme you have found.
See... he is turning into The Boy!  point:

I sometimes wonder  ::)

It's a bit like those "My friend is too embarrassed to come to the surgery himself but I said I'd ask you for a prescription for him" stories at times. whistle:
At the clap clinic...?  rubschin:

That sort of thing ~ yes.
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2008, 08:09:55 PM »
My crab prob was dealt with many years ago, thank you, after a night with a lady in fur coat and no nickers. I am now clear evil:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2008, 09:50:11 PM »
My crab prob was dealt with many years ago, thank you, after a night in fur coat and no knickers.

Go out dressed like that you were lucky just to get crabs.  noooo:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2008, 06:27:51 AM »
My crab prob was dealt with many years ago, thank you, after a night in fur coat and no knickers.

Go out dressed like that you were lucky just to get crabs.  noooo:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2008, 10:13:26 AM »
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2008, 10:38:40 AM »
I had to get some stuff from boots for headlice, pretending I had a small child.

The effect of application was not dissimilar to the effect of applyling a blowlamp to the affected area  eeek:
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2008, 12:18:02 PM »
Treatment recommended by our Drill Corporal was to get a pint of petrol from the MT Section and scrub your nether regions with that. Reporting sick for treatment could and would lead to a charge of "Self Inflicted Wounds".
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Re: Thwarting The Boy
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2008, 12:55:20 PM »
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