Nick goes to Birkenhead…

[Snoopy]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

They all did! 

  I dunno why I feed you these lines ~ I really don't.

You like to see my joy? 

If you say so ~ personally I thought I was doing it for the Bonios.

[Darwins Selection]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.

In the office where I was once employed we had a secretary who screamed one day, she had found a worm in her apple. I remarked that finding a worm was better than finding half a worm ~ she was promptly sick  

The old ones are the best. . .

[Snoopy]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.

In the office where I was once employed we had a secretary who screamed one day, she had found a worm in her apple. I remarked that finding a worm was better than finding half a worm ~ she was promptly sick  

The old ones are the best. . .

I confess it was never an original ..... but I was surprised at her reaction.

[TG]

Merseyside public transport is brilliant. We got a bus from Southport to scalleypool city centre for 2 quid each.

Mind you, when we got to Ainsdale the driver wouldn't divert to the station when I asked him. I was quite polite as well.

TG: Oi driver! Can you do a left here I need to check summat out?
Driver: Wot?
TG: Well some bloke I know says there is a train shop round that corner that sells cakes.
Driver: Some bloke off the internet was it?
TG: Er..Yes.
Driver: named Nick was he?
TG: Er..yes?
Driver: i get asked this all the time. Mad as a fish he is. We are going straight to Town. Hang on to your wallet!
TG: Oh..Er..OK then.
Driver: every other week some berk gets on asking for the train shop. Digi camera in hand. I don't know who's dafter, you or him. Now sit down and shut the fcvk up.
TG: Thankyou driver.

2 quid and free banter! 

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

Merseyside public transport is brilliant. We got a bus from Southport to scalleypool city centre for 2 quid each.

Mind you, when we got to Ainsdale the driver wouldn't divert to the station when I asked him. I was quite polite as well.

TG: Oi driver! Can you do a left here I need to check summat out?
Driver: Wot?
TG: Well some bloke I know says there is a train shop round that corner that sells cakes.
Driver: Some bloke off the internet was it?
TG: Er..Yes.
Driver: named Nick was he?
TG: Er..yes?
Driver: i get asked this all the time. Mad as a fish he is. We are going straight to Town. Hang on to your wallet!
TG: Oh..Er..OK then.
Driver: every other week some berk gets on asking for the train shop. Digi camera in hand. I don't know who's dafter, you or him. Now sit down and shut the fcvk up.
TG: Thankyou driver.

2 quid and free banter! 

[Nick]

 

I shall soon go unto this place with my CAMERA and prove myself right.I shall then be owed lots

 

[Bar Wench]

Nick, you keep saying that. How long are you going to continue to perpetuate this ridiculous myth for?

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

That isn't an answer!

Also

STOP TRAWLING MY FRIENDS FOR BREAST OGGLING OPORTUNITIES!

[Nick]

Breast Oggling. I must go and check out your site again.Thanks for the tit tip

[Bar Wench]

Remind me to discuss your issues with boundaries and personal privacy issues at some point!

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Nick]

Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.

Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!