Nick goes to Birkenhead…

[Snoopy]

P'raps Macca called whilst you were out and maybe he brought a friend, Johnny Appleseed, with him.









For those who don't know Johnny Appleseed: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/7029/johnnyappleseed.html

[Nick]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

[Snoopy]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

Shouldda caught the train. 

[Barman]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

[Nick]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

Shouldda caught the train. 

There is no train from here to there

[Snoopy]

   Merseyrail let down? I know there is no station in your village but I thought there might have been one nearish that you could have driven to ~ train into Birkenhead and reverse the process to get home.

[Just One More]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

[Nick]

The nearest station to here that would get me to Birkenhead without changing is, um, in Birkenhead.

The station in the next town up the road has a service to Wrexham, and no one in their right mind would want to go there

[Barman]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

[Snoopy]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

[Barman]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

They all did! 

[Darwins Selection]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.

[Snoopy]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

They all did! 

  I dunno why I feed you these lines ~ I really don't.

[Barman]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

They all did! 

  I dunno why I feed you these lines ~ I really don't.

You like to see my joy? 

[Snoopy]

Bloody roadworks!

 

As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion!

You should have thrown apples at them... 

If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now  

So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?

It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.

In the office where I was once employed we had a secretary who screamed one day, she had found a worm in her apple. I remarked that finding a worm was better than finding half a worm ~ she was promptly sick