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The Boy sets up in business
« on: August 27, 2008, 09:38:20 AM »
Following a sleepover by his newly beboobed GF lastnight he and The GF have decided to have a sale of unwanted goods. A sign, Beano style, has been manufactured to advertise this event, scheduled for this afternoon.

He then went a-rummaging.

We inspected the resulting swag bag.

Some unwanted old books
An "ugly" teddy
Some disused board games
My office telephone eeek:
A pair of Mrs Nick's jeans  eeek:
My wristwatch  cussing:

Items have been rescued and a good shouting at administered.
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 09:44:58 AM »
 happy001  That boy will go far!
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 10:52:58 AM »
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 11:04:36 AM »
A one way ticket to Prestatyn?
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 11:06:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 11:04:36 AM
A one way ticket to Prestatyn?
You're thinking of her boobs again!  point:









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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 11:07:00 AM »
I was thinking more of handing him over to Shoops!
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 04:31:59 PM »
Who dis Shoops?  eeek:
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 04:33:43 PM »
I think he means you hound. The boy probably swapped the N and H keys round on Nick's keyboard again.  whistle:
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 04:33:49 PM »
 shrugs:
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 07:57:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2008, 11:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 11:04:36 AM
A one way ticket to Prestatyn?
You're thinking of her boobs again!  point:
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Frankie Howerd was it?
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Re: The Boy sets up in business
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 04:15:07 PM »
He made 25 quid!

Noticing that most of his clients were "old people" he has decided to repeat the sale with a more suitable range of goods. He is presently in the garden making a walking stick eeek:
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