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Somebody needs to explain to the police
« on: August 28, 2008, 04:37:01 PM »
That an arrow is fired by a bow (not a bow and arrow) and that a bolt (not an arrow) is fired from a crossbow. Apart from that the cat seems to have 8 lives left.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7586272.stm


Note also that the cat was called Marmite ~ another douvet p*sser? ........ I wonder
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 04:46:02 PM »
 eeek:

We are in Hedgehog Hospital mode here. Stupid thing got locked in our shed. Mrs Nick trying to rehydrate it with a water dropper thingy. I shall have to get the flea spray on her later  noooo:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 04:53:10 PM »
Locked in  eeek: Poor bloody creature is prolly trying to hibernate, it isn't dehydrated, it's asleep!
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 04:54:11 PM »
They hibernate in the winter   noooo:

And I got this off topic on Post #2  cloud9:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 04:56:46 PM »
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 04:59:26 PM »
http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/


Mrs Nick in a Nurses Uniform?  eyes:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 05:00:45 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 05:05:27 PM »
We demand pictures!
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM »
Mr Hedgehog, he dead  sad24:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead  sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend...  sad24:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 05:55:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead  sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend...  sad24:

Prolly choked on the water being forced down his throat.   cry:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2008, 07:28:53 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 29, 2008, 05:55:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead  sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend...  sad24:

Prolly choked on the water being forced down his throat.   cry:
Yes prolly... and bread 'n mile - they hate that...  noooo:
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2008, 07:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 07:28:53 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 29, 2008, 05:55:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead  sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend...  sad24:

Prolly choked on the water being forced down his throat.   cry:
Yes prolly... and bread 'n mile - they hate that...  noooo:

Is that 'mile ale'?

Still, if the poor creature is deceased you won't need to protect it from Mrs Nicks fleas.
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Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2008, 08:19:24 AM »
milk...  redface:
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