« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Tooth Fairy on Strike?  (Read 2045 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« on: August 29, 2008, 08:08:00 AM »
Yesterday Snoopy Minor lost a tooth.
As you all know I don't watch much TV and last night was no exception. I explained to Mrs Snoopy#2 that I was off to bed at 8.30 with a good book and reminded her that Minor needed a visit from the Tooth Fairy. I did not have a £1 coin but she assured me that she did and would ensure that the Tooth Fairy got it.
By the time she had finished watching whatever crap she found interesting on TV I was sound asleep, as were all the children. So she came to bed and forgot to remind the Tooth Fairy of her duties.
One very upset little boy this morning  Banghead





And somehow it is my fault. She must be taking lessons from Mrs Nick cussing:
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 08:19:54 AM »
Give him a fiver and say the tooth fairy apologised for not having any change.

Tears will instantly evaporate.
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 08:43:04 AM »
We knew a mother once who, having no change, slipped a cheque for £1 under her daughter's pillow.


Well that's another child who has no illusions about life  noooo:
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 09:47:47 AM »
Boy  evil:
Laptop  evil:
Modem  evil:
All night long computer games  evil:
144 viruses  cussing:
Malware  Banghead
Spyware  cussing:

Not happy  evil:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153411
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 10:09:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2008, 09:47:47 AM
Boy  evil:
Laptop  evil:
Modem  evil:
All night long computer games  evil:
144 viruses  cussing:
Malware  Banghead
Spyware  cussing:

Not happy  evil:
point:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2008, 10:11:15 AM »
Compooter is f*cked Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153411
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2008, 10:16:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2008, 10:11:15 AM
Compooter is f*cked Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing:
Re-install XP then...?
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36129
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2008, 11:18:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2008, 09:47:47 AM
Boy  evil:
Laptop  evil:
Modem  evil:
All night long computer games  evil:
144 viruses  cussing:
Malware  Banghead
Spyware  cussing:

Not happy  evil:

This is probably a daft question but do you have anti virus/spyware etc installed on the laptop?  whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2008, 12:01:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2008, 11:18:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2008, 09:47:47 AM
Boy  evil:
Laptop  evil:
Modem  evil:
All night long computer games  evil:
144 viruses  cussing:
Malware  Banghead
Spyware  cussing:

Not happy  evil:

This is probably a daft question but do you have anti virus/spyware etc installed on the laptop?  whistle:

Of course he has.  noooo:

The man in the cake shop sold it to him.  eyes:
Logged
I mostly despair

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 12:16:29 PM »
Little Sod downloaded AOL INstant Messenger!  cussing:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36129
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 12:29:27 PM »
AOL, the virus you install yourself  happy001
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2008, 12:29:59 PM »
 evil:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153411
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2008, 01:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2008, 12:29:27 PM
AOL, the virus you install yourself  happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Online Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2008, 03:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 29, 2008, 08:08:00 AM
Yesterday Snoopy Minor lost a tooth.
As you all know I don't watch much TV and last night was no exception. I explained to Mrs Snoopy#2 that I was off to bed at 8.30 with a good book and reminded her that Minor needed a visit from the Tooth Fairy. I did not have a £1 coin but she assured me that she did and would ensure that the Tooth Fairy got it.
By the time she had finished watching whatever crap she found interesting on TV I was sound asleep, as were all the children. So she came to bed and forgot to remind the Tooth Fairy of her duties.
One very upset little boy this morning  Banghead





And somehow it is my fault. She must be taking lessons from Mrs Nick cussing:

Well back on topic, the TF will have to leave a note tonight!
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36129
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2008, 08:41:17 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2008, 12:29:27 PM
AOL, the virus you install yourself  happy001
lol: lol: lol:

Comes in just behind Norton in the software to piss you off stakes whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »